the dogs bollocks

when you have the absolute best possible hand in texas holdem

that silly mfer is so dumb hed fold the dogs bollocks if you put him all in

by nick_pepper October 9, 2004

cunty bollocks

A man who's trousers are pulled up so tight around the crotch that his testicals hang either side of his trouser seam similar to a females camel toe.

His trousers are pulled up so tight you can see his cunty bollocks.

by N.P.D February 24, 2009

Bollocks

An indication of bravery amoungs men!

That bastards got real bollocks!!

by Jonnie January 19, 2005

bollocks

The UK uses the word 'Bollocks' as eyes.
If your ever complimenting someone, do say I like your bollocks

I love your Bollocks

by Maxxxson December 30, 2021

bollocks

balls
an insult, irish phrase

1)ah you fucking bollocks
2)look at the size of his bollocks

by ruairi savage September 6, 2008

bollocks

this site and the rubbish you lot come out with

above, below, every page..
every word that blabs from your 'urban' mouth is a load of bollocks

by professor has a phd July 25, 2008

Cunty Bollocks

One who is delusional about one's status,

M White Is A Cunty Bollocks

by Steve Morriss March 3, 2004