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Pole Bouncing

The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.
Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....
by Javad0g July 24, 2009
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bounce mode

the positioning of your car while parking so you can pull forward out of the spot. In a parking lot this requires pulling through a spot, or backing in. For parallel parking this means to take the forwardmost spot in a line of spots. Referred to as bounce mode because it awards the driver the fastest possible escape, or ability to "bounce". Always handy in a qustionable situation.
"man, if this shit goes bad, we'll need to get out quick, so make sure that shit is parked in bounce mode."
by apewrath June 17, 2005
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Bouncing goldfish

When someone clearly high on drugs is trying to convince you they are clean and sober.
Ty: Seriously, i just had one beer.

Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.

George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!

told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!
by nameismatt August 12, 2015
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Bouncing the Hans

When a fat kid that is already drunk and naked decides to jump on a trampoline.
and after that, he started bouncing the hans. It was pretty messed up.
by F my A September 16, 2008
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sleep bouncing

Maybe the BEST feeling in the world excluding sex or drugs. Sleep bouncing is when you're laying on your bed/couch/floor/bitch, half asleep and half awake. Whatever you hear/see in your surroundings during the time you are laying down becomes incorporated in your dreams. The downside is that you only sleep bounce for 5-20 minutes and wake up abruptly, then crash.
damn, i just went through a sleep bouncing experience and i thought i had a million bucks on me. turns out i just left the tv on and who wants to be a millionaire was on. fuck.
by mac-miller-the-greatest May 24, 2011
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bouncing betty

antipersonnel mine that springs from the ground, spinning and exploding, after being tripped.
The bouncing betty shredded the soldier who was on point.
by Steve Craton November 7, 2003
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