This bitch gave me a jumbo bologna pony, then sucked me off. I then returned the favor by giving her a zombie.
by DJ Squid November 21, 2004
A sex act. Although details are widely disputed, the Zimbabwean Bologna queef is when a man's foreskin is pulled back by use of the eyelids.
The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.
Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.
There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.
Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.
There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
As if he wasn't surprised enough after 'the hook' I made him smell chloroform and woke him up from the prison party with a Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
by Bonknob November 06, 2013
by Blackstone August 25, 2006
Being something that describes a man slapping his penis on a woman (or mans) tongue by making wet slurping/slapping noises.
by T116 October 17, 2020
No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!
by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 11, 2020
by Mary_Jane789 March 12, 2017
"Can I have a bite out of your Wild bologna pony?"
OR
"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."
OR
"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."
by poopfloop September 22, 2011