Bear Gryllsin'

To travel through forests, deserts, etc. in extreme fashion like Bear Grylls.

Andres, you were Bear Gryllsin' down that hill. You're Fu**ing insane.

by K Beach July 20, 2008

Bear Fighter

A man that has an epic beard can then fight bears. Some men cannot grow beards therefore they lack the ability to ever fight a bear. The beard imbues the power to fight bears not only that but it regulates body temperature so the Bear Fighter can fight in the worst of weather. A Bear Fighter is not a person to mess with. He is feared and respected by all. It's not a coincidence that Beard and Bear have the same first four letters, the extra letter in beard is what makes it such a powerful device against the bears.

Ryan is the greatest Bear Fighter of them all just look at his epic beard. The bears stand no chance against it!!

by Ryan, I Fight Bears!! February 3, 2010

bear calvary

A calvary composed of bears, which cannot be beaten.

If confronted, be prepared for rapage.

Person 1: Look at all those bears coming towards us!
Person 2: Dear God... it's the bear calvary.
Person 3: OSHI-

by BrettyB May 10, 2008

Bear-Blasting

Similar to Hump-Catting

Bear-Blasting! Because you'll be too energetic for normal sports!

by Auugghhh December 27, 2007

Bear Glove

A condition of the human penis, where the pubes grow so far up the shaft that they interfere with sex.

"I have a rugburn on my labia minora because my date had a bad case of Bear Glove."

by Mistress Em September 16, 2015

Bear Jew

1. n. Eli Roth's character in Inglorious Basterds

2. v. to beat someone up with a baseball bat

1.
Person #1:Did you see Quentin Tarantino's new film?

Person #2: Yeah! The Bear Jew is awesome.

2.

Person #1: What happened to Sam's face?

Person #2: Joe Bear Jew'ed the shit out of him.

by T.Jew September 16, 2010

bear market

The opposite of a bull market. A bear market is where people expect thier investments to decrease in value, and hence shares go for less than the value at which they were bought.

In 18th and 19th century britain, there were several bear markets lasting as long as 20 years each.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004