Bafflechops is a chopsy chap who talks rubbish and baffles everyone including themselves. Can usually be found working in a mobile phone store.
Hey there are you interested in a phone. Yes what is 4G? Well it's one better then 3G. What is 3g? Er it's one better than 2g . 5g will be here tomorrow 2 high is betterer. Do you not what to not get insurance not?
Ah man that guy in the phone shop is such a bafflechops
Ah man that guy in the phone shop is such a bafflechops
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Used when describing either, a situation or circumstance, which may be either good, bad, or anything in between; Yet, is typically referring to an Unfortunate event, which causes someone to immediately become “Fully Triggered”.
•And is oftentimes then followed by yelling the word “YEET”!
•And is oftentimes then followed by yelling the word “YEET”!
by BobbyAIR88 February 1, 2019
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"Painted into a corner"
OR ....
some similar type of
"TighT ASs" (usually both self induced)
&....
"TOTALLY 100% Avoidable" dilemma that creates the abrupt combination of feeling that your first BAFFELD, and then caught off guard by a old HUGE but Wayyyyy too familiar wave of....
"I'M SO FUCKED"
That just came crashing down you.
Weirder yet, your miles from any known bodies of water at that moment.
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"Painted into a corner"
OR ....
some similar type of
"TighT ASs" (usually both self induced)
&....
"TOTALLY 100% Avoidable" dilemma that creates the abrupt combination of feeling that your first BAFFELD, and then caught off guard by a old HUGE but Wayyyyy too familiar wave of....
"I'M SO FUCKED"
That just came crashing down you.
Weirder yet, your miles from any known bodies of water at that moment.
..¿¿¿¿????.
She left me feeling totally baffuckeld by the way she demanded that I now buy her out of our business after 10 successful years of starting it together and co- owning it.
by PeRi_OuGHTaY. November 14, 2019
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