Bacon

The only reason you aren't a vegetarian.

Why aren't you a vegetarian.

Yell at the BACON!
*eats bacon*

by TheBubbies101 August 27, 2014

Bacon

The absolute greatest substance known to mankind or any other civilization. Bacon can be used to solve any problem big or small. World hunger/your hunger, world peace, AIDS, SIDS, etc. However if you are a douchebag, asshole, dipshit, psychobitch, or any other kind of despicable human being eating bacon won't solve that, but you'll still get a delicious treat.

Leader of a Country #1: What are we gonna do about all these starving people?
Leader of a Country #2: Let them eat bacon.

by rumpunchtweaker45 July 20, 2011

baconness

Synonym for the word "awesomeness" or "awesome"

This food is baconness!
Barney Stinson is baconness...

by Jethed January 20, 2011

Bacon

The main reason you are not a vegetarian.

Bacon is tasty.

by MelonMan_ December 2, 2013

Baconism

To over all and genuinly not give a shit even in the slightest about anything

Nick:Dude ur foots on fire
Guy with severe baconism:Oh well it will go out eventually

by Darkesy June 2, 2009

bacon

the extra meat associated with a girls back

yo did you see cindy she that got that bacon on her back....

by biglevi May 18, 2009

baconed

When someone rubs Cooked bacon on your skin and leaves a grease stain on your clothes or a grease streak on your skin leavin it shiny.

"Dude Your little brother just baconed me!"

by JohnX June 28, 2006