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I'm awesome

"Motherfucker I'm awesome!"
"No you're not, dude don't lie."
"I'm awesome!"
"Driving 'round in your mom's ride."
"I'm awesome!"
" A quarter of your life gone by, and you met all your friends online."
"I'm awesome."
by lolcat353 June 24, 2011
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Awesomeness

Quite simply Joe Anglin, To Act, Do or Be Mistaken for Joe Anglin, To Achieve Greatness Beyond That of a Plain Ole Human. To Be (JoeLike)
Awesomeness is to defy the natural laws pertaining to plain ole humans and rise to (Joe)status. To be Joe Anglin or be like Joe Anglin.
by mr awsomeness79 March 21, 2010
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awesome

1. Yesterday, i saw an awesome movie.

2. Nnanda is awesome!

3. That restaurant has awesome food.
by awesomeness_undercover February 19, 2015
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That's Awesome!

A hilarious sketch comedy group based out of Boston, MA. Their humor relates (but is not limited) to college life, race, and gender issues.
RICKY: Dude, That's Awesome! just put a new sketch up on youtube!

BOBBY: That definitely is awesome. I'll go check it out after I blaze this fattie.
by T'Challa January 11, 2009
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powerful awesome

adj. The words to be used when no other describing word will do. Powerful awesome things include cake, alcohol, football, and physics.

If anyone in a social situation describes you as powerful awesome you can immediately assume they are coming on to you. Be careful using this term in a single sex environment, unless you want some homo-action.

Powerul awesome is a term that has been used at many historical events: in 1066 at the Battle of Hastings, William heard of Harolds death and proclaimed 'I'm going to be a powerful awesome King'; on VE-day, Hitler was heard to say 'Ich bin nicht powerful awesome - argh!' which is German for 'the allied forces are too powerful awesome for me - argh'; in 1969 Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon and declared 'Houston, the moon is powerful awesome'; and recently I had a really nice bit of Chocolate pudding and said 'Mum, this cake is powerful awesome'.

Never use the term 'powerful awesome' in prison.
Jake: 'Mike just called you powerful awesome'
Phon: 'Poof!'

Grizzly Adams: 'How powerful awesome is this shelter I've produced!'
Mother Nature: '-'
by Jamie Douglas November 16, 2006
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Awesome Sauce

Ben: See at the gig then.
Dave: Cool beans.
Ben: Awesome sauce.
by lbr11 September 5, 2011
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Scale of awesomeness

The scale of awesomeness is a basic 0-10 scale, with as many as 3 decimal places (0.001). The highest ranking, and only perfect ten is Bugs Bunny. There are absolutely no exceptions to this. The scale does not refer to music in any way, except that musicians can be put on the scale according to thier non-musical awesome. The scale is not a perfect line, it is more of a curve. So 9.9 is actually many times farther from 10 as 9.8 is to 9.9.

10: Bugs Bunny
9.98: Chuck Norris
9.96: the Fonz
9.87: pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks, vikings, cavemen, etc.

It is recomended that due to the massive amount of awesome in existence, you should mark harshly, for example:
batman= 9.3, spiderman= 8.7, fantastic four= 4
alphonzo Jifalaphydog: "man, what do you think of Bill and Ted?"
Nasshole racer: "about 9.6 on the Scale of awesomeness"
by Spencer Crispin June 17, 2008
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