Australian nickel

a punch to the face. (five fingers in a fist)

You better shut your mouth before I give you an Australian nickel!

by Mirahtrunks November 13, 2017

Australian gangbang

Just like a normal gangbang but down under

She forgot her butthole was sore from the Australian gangbang last night.

by Mattkatv January 05, 2017

australian earlobe

It is known as the clitoris

I licked her Australian earlobe

by Tea Ray May 14, 2015

Australian baptism

When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.

"A koala just pooped on me!"
"Congratulations on receiving your Australian baptism!"

by nickidel07 March 19, 2016

Shitty Australian

This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.

"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."

by The Dark Naga March 04, 2015

Australian Shave

It's like a shave, but down under

She didn't like her boyfriends bush so, she told him to get an Australian shave

by ThePotatoChip January 04, 2017

Australian Plumber

A sexual act where 2 men get into a 69 position and blow really hard down each other's assholes.

Originates from the fact it was first performed by an Australian and an Italian.

Matt: Hey, wanna make out?
Dan: Wash your mouth first, remember we just did the Australian Plumber.

by Rich Stone July 19, 2013