by brontosplachna January 4, 2014
Get the accountant-assisted suicide mug.When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.
Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.
by Lil Big Stuff April 22, 2016
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by Secondary Metabolite May 27, 2022
Get the Research assistant mug.(noun) In a photography critique, one participant comes to the aid of a classmate/friend whom is faced with criticism on the composition of one or more of their images. The aide offers a bit of commentary which seems to suggest a deep meaning in the body of work, in order to distract the other participants.
Student 1: The composition in this image is terrible. You cut the person's head off, and the image is underexposed.
Student 2: I have to disagree with you. It is obvious that the photographer was making a conscious effort. The lack of the person's head speaks to their character, as they are afraid to reveal the truth. This person is keeping a secret, and may also be acting as a reflection of the photographer, whom is trying to show how they themselves are lost and cannot stand up confident. The underexposure compliments this virtue, and also adds to the idea that we are all underexposed, and that in order to fully show ourselves, we have to be subjected to public opinion and in some cases, distaste.
Student 3 (quietly to Student 2) : Wow you really saved my ass with that fine art assist!
Student 2: I have to disagree with you. It is obvious that the photographer was making a conscious effort. The lack of the person's head speaks to their character, as they are afraid to reveal the truth. This person is keeping a secret, and may also be acting as a reflection of the photographer, whom is trying to show how they themselves are lost and cannot stand up confident. The underexposure compliments this virtue, and also adds to the idea that we are all underexposed, and that in order to fully show ourselves, we have to be subjected to public opinion and in some cases, distaste.
Student 3 (quietly to Student 2) : Wow you really saved my ass with that fine art assist!
by honest≠asshole January 1, 2012
Get the Fine Art Assist mug.The only known example of a tech company using a waifu as a selling point. Release TBD, but it has been received well (specifically by reddit, heh).
by TheCommunistSpiderChairman June 1, 2021
Get the Samsung Virtual Assistant mug.by YourLocalNewbie September 8, 2021
Get the shes just an assistant mug.I don't mind that your hands are in my mouth as long as your boobs are in my face, Ms. Hot-Blonde-Dental Assistant-Lady.
by Stefaniejinelle February 18, 2009
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