Get the boner armor mug.The common tattoo placement seen on most thots, usually large cursive writing or a full-color sacred heart piece on the neck and chest area, similar writing and coverage on the forearms and/or torso (usually around the ribs), with the most significant tattoo placement directly upon the gentialia, usually as a ram's skull, or increasingly a filagree leafing or an octopus.
Thot armor is so-called in that it's predictable style and placement is usually dictated by every place Uncle Dave touched them when they were 8.
Women wearing thot armor should be approached with caution, as they will be great in bed and at parties, but a nightmare in almost any other setting.
An active and ongoing archive of thot armor can be seen on the suicidegirls website, as well as Instagram.
Thot armor is so-called in that it's predictable style and placement is usually dictated by every place Uncle Dave touched them when they were 8.
Women wearing thot armor should be approached with caution, as they will be great in bed and at parties, but a nightmare in almost any other setting.
An active and ongoing archive of thot armor can be seen on the suicidegirls website, as well as Instagram.
"Whoa, that chick with the pink hair is hot! I want to go talk to her."
"Careful, bro. She's covered in thot armor. I can read her 'Only God Can Judge Me" tattoo from here!"
"Careful, bro. She's covered in thot armor. I can read her 'Only God Can Judge Me" tattoo from here!"
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It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning back to their own genitals to pleasures themself.
She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are ruined.
by M. Erectus January 9, 2021
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Black dude trying to go to work: "What the fuck are you doing?"
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16 year old white girl brushing off her knees: "Ugh! Well we don't claim you! I'm so gonna tweet about this!"
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16 year old white girl brushing off her knees: "Ugh! Well we don't claim you! I'm so gonna tweet about this!"
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The groove armada has made its presence felt, my lord. they are growing in power and will soon combat us.
by mr. india April 20, 2005
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