Andres

The Greatest of all time, most likely a Cuban Miami project baby, Started as a young thug and grew up into responsible sarcastic father.

1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”

2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”

3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to
Andres is not a people person you will probably find him in his room watching the office or football
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Romantic, does anything for a girl, falls in love with his words and his actions. He is one of the few retailers in the world. Good soccer player and what he proposed he does.
Look how sweet and affectionate is Andres with her.
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Andre' is a cool dude
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The most fresh Mexican you’ll ever meet. He gets all the pussy and will fuck ur mother
Damn, that Andres guy is so fresh, I’d let him bang my mom
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A very cool and epic gamer who steals cough drops and loves to play Fortnite everyday till 3am. He is a very tall fellow. He has a mYsTeRioUs dark side. He has thick black hair. Ask him to do something he'll say "why?". Three words I'd used to describe him, Speedy, Determined, and Stealthy. He wears glasses and a hood (which is why he is mYsTeRioUs). Lover of EMO music (one of his many secrets).
Sally: who's that?
Janana: SISTER ITS ANDRES
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Andres is a kind hearted person who listens to your problems and know when your lying about not having any, you’ll never meet someone like him, he is a god a soccer and low key has a side piece and damn is he cute but most importantly he always has your back wherever ,whenever.
Thanks for listening Andres

Omg look at his skills
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He is usually funny of course and Hes really smart when he is independentista.
"Omg what a funny joke Andres what defind"
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