Alligator, a type of dog native to Florida. A Florida man 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 pet, grab, or punch an alligator to be recognized.
“Dude, you should have seen how John handled the Florida Man acceptance test.”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”
by Zesty Croc May 28, 2023
Get the alligatormug. by Stelios Kontos June 28, 2016
Get the Colorado alligatormug. When a guy pisses all over a girl, stopping just below her eyes so she looks like an alligator in the water.
"Jamie is pissed because Jack got piss in her eyes last night while he was giving her a sparkling alligator."
by A.Jaxxx November 6, 2012
Get the Sparkling Alligatormug. The action when a female with braces performs fellatio on a man and chomps down looking up and won’t let go until the man gives the female a facial.
by Maggie’s house May 31, 2018
Get the alaskan alligatormug. A word that was typed up by the roblox player: g0dzillaplayer999_pc. This mastermind has created a rhyme with it such as, inferior crocodile alligator ill see you at the movie theatre, etc. He is an emmy-award winning, oscar-winning, genius.
"you are such an inferior crocodile alligator".
"bro u suck at the game inferior crocodile alligator."
"bro u suck at the game inferior crocodile alligator."
by actuallyfartworm June 15, 2022
Get the inferior crocodile alligatormug. A shack or shanty, sometimes an abandoned house, car, van, lean too, etc, commonly found in the woods, and is likely to be infested or at one time was infested with alligators.
Lets take the two sluts to the alligator fuck shack, because my parents are home. Lets take the lot lizards to the a.f.s.bc my old lady is at the truckstop diner working.. alligators used to or now fuck in said shack.
by ~_ My_names_Jeff_~ December 21, 2024
Get the Alligator fuck shackmug. I had to use the alligator grab on the old lady this morning when just being in one orifice just doesn't get it done.
by Half shaft October 31, 2018
Get the Alligator Grabmug.