Alligator Penis

To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.

Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!

by arxhangel July 22, 2023

Alligator

An animal with 3 letters in it’s name.

Name a animal with 3 letters in it’s name, you said Alligator!

Survey says “0.”

by V8sforlife July 3, 2023

Alligator fuck

When you're on top having intercourse as a male. You are so fucked up ( but still hard )

She then man handles you and flips over on top of you squeezing the life outta you. Then proceeds to fuck you.

She alligator fucked me

by Dragon 1212 April 26, 2017

Alligator fuck house

Someone who wants to have a really good time 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

“I just want to go to an alligator fuck house.”
“That’s where I live!

by Fuckfuckfuck March 24, 2022

alligator flu

A flu that turns you green and makes your nose grow eventually turning you into an alligator.

"Did you hear that carl has the alligator flu? There's no hope for him!

At least I'll get a new pair of boots from him."

by Wonderbox32 May 11, 2016

Alligator Syndrome

A syndrome that affects the liver caused from eating too much donkey meat.

Phil Lesh contracted alligator syndrome after eating too much donkey meat.

by Thomas the syndromeist September 17, 2022

Beaten with an alligator

When a guy gets his penis stuck in a plastic you alligator and beats a chick in the face. To properly be beaten with an alligator you must he wearing alligator boots.

He is into some freaky shit. Ever since I have met him all he talks about is me being beaten with an alligator.

by Shshssbbs June 8, 2015