The greek, (yes, greek, since he spoke it, lived it, and WAS it) whose parents, Philip of Macedon, and mother Olympia of Epirus, gave unto him a kingdom and a springboard from which to conquer and avenge the injustices done against hellas. Became a great hero by uniting the greeks under the banner of macedonia, a land that could best be described before the time of philip as being half greek, half barbarian, yet still possessing the hellenic language as their lingua franca and NOT developing seperate customs from the cultures of southern greece, as some jumped up slav seems to suggest in one of these entries. Contrary to Oliver stones depiction, he was not a hardcore homosexual, copulating with women and in fact fathering many children, including bastards.
Dude: "Hey, I just read about the macedonian Alexander the Great! But I thought you said he was greek! I am now hopelessly confused.
Spiros the Wise: "Not to worry, o illiterate one. I can easily explain this unfortunate distortion of truth by discontented slavs. Macedonia was a nation that was included in the ancient hellenic diaspora, as they spoke greek, took greek customs as ther own, and had greek names."
Dude:" So why do people from the Republic of Skopje act like they are the descendents of Alexander when history, popular opinion, and unfalsified dna evidence clearly support otherwise?"
Spiros the Wise:"Good question. Fortunately, the answer lies in UD, under the word douchebag!
Spiros the Wise: "Not to worry, o illiterate one. I can easily explain this unfortunate distortion of truth by discontented slavs. Macedonia was a nation that was included in the ancient hellenic diaspora, as they spoke greek, took greek customs as ther own, and had greek names."
Dude:" So why do people from the Republic of Skopje act like they are the descendents of Alexander when history, popular opinion, and unfalsified dna evidence clearly support otherwise?"
Spiros the Wise:"Good question. Fortunately, the answer lies in UD, under the word douchebag!
by SkopjeNeedsHelp April 4, 2009
Get the alexander the greatmug. by User1086457834115 February 23, 2023
Get the Alexander starmug. Some guy who makes YouTube videos for a living. Has his own website, www.officiallymrstud.com. Known to have a shitty, tragic life but always manages to hide it with jokes, laughs, and his outgoing personality. Some middle school students are known for making extreme rumors about Alex in the past, ex. being a rapist or a pedophile. Alexander Carneiro loves making people laugh with his videos and hopes to someday become famous. You can find a lot about Alex by searching his name in many search-bars like Google. Alexander Carneiro goes by the nickname of MrStud which he got from middle school when the teachers would address him by that name. Alexander Carneiro and Andy Milonakis have been caught arguing via Stickam some years ago. Alexander Carneiro has released a YouTube video named "Bloody Mary: A Short Film" many years back which currently has about two million views. Alexander Carneiro is known to flirt with many random girls as a cure for his boredness.
Izzy: Wow, this Bloody Mary video is gay. Who is this kid?
Alex: Hi, I'm Alex.
Izzy: If you haven't been killed yet, do think you could let me do it? Like, I'd love to try and gain the last 35 secs you stole from my life!
Nikki: Ew, that kid is such a creep.
Jessica: Oh, that's just Alexander Carneiro.
(Friend requests cute female)
Jennifer: Uhm, do I know you?
Alex: Unfortunately you don't, but I'm Alexander Carneiro and I was just wondering if I could have it back?
Jennifer: Have what back?
Alex: My eye.
Jennifer: Wow, what a creeper!
Alex:
Alex: Hi, I'm Alex.
Izzy: If you haven't been killed yet, do think you could let me do it? Like, I'd love to try and gain the last 35 secs you stole from my life!
Nikki: Ew, that kid is such a creep.
Jessica: Oh, that's just Alexander Carneiro.
(Friend requests cute female)
Jennifer: Uhm, do I know you?
Alex: Unfortunately you don't, but I'm Alexander Carneiro and I was just wondering if I could have it back?
Jennifer: Have what back?
Alex: My eye.
Jennifer: Wow, what a creeper!
Alex:
by HotPocketLover March 4, 2011
Get the Alexander Carneiromug. Is just like a red sour patch Kid....hot & sexy.. he is sour then sweet...but he sticks around he doesnt just leave. can act like alittle kid sometimes but its cute :P
Tall and fit..likes to play sports especially soccer. Smart . he feels more then what he says. expresses his feelings by making fun of you, but knows how to make you feel better afterwards...can be really cheesy. likes how people react when they are surprised or scared...alexander is fun to hang around with...you dont get bored...and you feel an empty hole when he is gone..so once you have an alexander gomez do NOT let him get out of your life.......i love my Alexander Gomez :)
Tall and fit..likes to play sports especially soccer. Smart . he feels more then what he says. expresses his feelings by making fun of you, but knows how to make you feel better afterwards...can be really cheesy. likes how people react when they are surprised or scared...alexander is fun to hang around with...you dont get bored...and you feel an empty hole when he is gone..so once you have an alexander gomez do NOT let him get out of your life.......i love my Alexander Gomez :)
by justme;) June 2, 2011
Get the Alexander Gomezmug. by Washingdad May 26, 2020
Get the Alexander Hamiltonmug. Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.
by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020
Get the Alexander Dumbassmug. Alexander Ludwig - The young version of him is perfect. As he masters the role of Cato Hadley in The Hunger Games, all people with a decent sense instantly fall in love with him at the sight of his luscious arms. He is the kind of guy that has everything - the lips, the eyes, the hair, the abs and just the overall body.
Someone - Why are you so in love with Cato?
Me af - Alexander Ludwig has dem lips, dem eyes, dem hair, dem abs and just da overall body. HE IS PERFECT ANY ANY BISH WHO SAYS HE ISN'T IS A BITCHHHH!!
Me af - Alexander Ludwig has dem lips, dem eyes, dem hair, dem abs and just da overall body. HE IS PERFECT ANY ANY BISH WHO SAYS HE ISN'T IS A BITCHHHH!!
by I have many fictional bfs June 15, 2020
Get the Alexander Ludwigmug.