Ahmed

The absolute sexiest man to ever exist. Both genders love him and anyone named Ahmed is immediately thinks I want to marry him. He is also one of the funniest men alive.

Hes so funny hes an Ahmed

by mrkle March 10, 2021

Ahmed Time

Roughly 4 times the value he states

Ahmed said he'd be an hour, so in Ahmed Time that's around 4 hours.

by gililand with only two L's October 3, 2021

Ahmed

He is a very sexyyyyyyy man, he has a penis as big as the Solar System, if you have Ahmed as a boyfriend your soo lucky, he is rich and is my sugar daddy, He has xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxLLLLLL condoms that fit him perfectly

Ahmed has a big cock

by Ahmeds girlfriend February 20, 2022

ahmed yasin

a guy who gets no pussy what so ever & chases peng tings

man, he is such an ahmed yasin

by daddyyankeeeeeeee9696969696969 November 19, 2018

Ahmed El Sakka

actor

arabic actor Ahmed El Sakka

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 5, 2025

Ahmed

he is your king, thou shalst obeyeth him at all costs. He is a Sigma male and does not simp for anyone. Everybody is inferior except Jarno Opmeer and Daddy Deyzel.

Ahmed. He is so superior that you can not use His name in a sentence.

by gibgo November 22, 2021

ahmed

ahmed is somethat does’t give a shit and if you want 1v1 him he will box u like ali express package and one pump the fook out of u

awadh “ahmed u r so shit at the game”
ahmed “😂come on lets 1v1”
awadh “ok ill clap ur chicks”
ahmed “mutes mic”
started fighting
ahmed “easy 10-0 😆 “
awadh “sjaweza kucheza fizuti matomelo yangu

yalikua yana washa”
romeo “you (awadh) just go buliiiiiieed”
Ahmed “🦁”

by anonymous November 22, 2021