Bob From Accounting

The most average office worker douche bag. The type of guy whose mediocrity makes you cringe.
Bob From Accounting really put down a ton of JaegerBombs at the company party and started going on about how U2 is the most important band of our time.
by PMGen February 09, 2009
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accountability co-worker

A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.
Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."
by floorfly November 13, 2010
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Set-up Account

Fandom Twitter slang, A setup account is a profile created by another fandom made to make another fandom look bad. The fake profile will generally tweet out offensive stuff.
“Did you see that (fandom name) account that made 9/11 jokes?”

“Yeah, I think that was a set-up account.”
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Tour Accountant

A make believe accountant that works for entertainers on the road.All they really do is run quickbooks,count money and make a percentage of every dollar taken.Most Tour Accountants are pompous,with no regard for practicality,and will step over dollars to save pennies.
We cant get paid tonight because the tour accountant says he has no money.(but earlier we saw the fuck sneaking into ruth chris steakhouse with a 500 dollar an hour hooker)
by Joe Roadie February 18, 2010
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Private Bank account

Only those who own a private Bank can open this kind of account. Private banks do commercial business on paper only and do not tie assets to digital surveillance systems. There are no private online banks. Digital currency is all subject to the scrutiny of government regulators, private identity thieves, and scammers.

ALL DIGITAL CURRENCY IS SUBJECT TO BE SCRUTINIZED BY GOVERNMENTS. Bitcoin and all others included. You may hype it up and trade it among your friends all you want but you cannot eliminate the exchange rates that apply when cashing out or buying in.
My private Bank account is my freezer at home with a Bank balance of two gallons of frozen Blackberries having a net worth of whatever I may trade them for. Currently, Blackberry futures are still at $19.99 and holding steady. I am in this for the long run, and a Blackfoot redneck never gives up.
by Spiritual-Master January 30, 2022
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service her account

"Yeah I may have to service her account just to get her to leave."
by Joe Bone March 09, 2005
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Swiss Wank Account

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.
She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.
by ^^!$#@ April 30, 2019
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