shit and run

when you clog the toilet and do a runner

the motherfucker who used the stall before me did a shit and run!

by hotsezygirl59949338 January 28, 2020

Shit and Run

When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.

I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”

by Vic Ferrari May 27, 2020

the shit and stank

when you dookie in someones house and wipe your ass on the doorknob

bruh my girl just broke up with me im boutta pull the shit and stank

by ShitStanker69 October 28, 2020

Shit and dip

When you state something controversial or problematic then immediately leave the conversation without letting anyone respond. Commonly done by trolls on the internet.

Come on, don't shit and dip. You're really gonna say "only pedophiles watch anime" then walk away?

by SkeletonFetus July 26, 2021

shit and smurf

what the fuck

what the shit and smurf was that

by blitser76767676676766767676767 May 27, 2022

Shit and Walk Away

When trying to explain something to someone and they aren’t listening.

I kept trying to explain to Christian and he wasn’t listening, it’s like he was telling me I shit and walk away. No, I fucking wiped!!

by Imwithstupid June 8, 2022

shit and mouth disease

When a girl wipes back to front (arse to coochie) and then you proceed to go down on her and eat her shitty fanny

I got shit and mouth disease from going down on that girl that wipes back to front

by Ddkong July 27, 2022