alfie

alfie is the type of boty that causes drama and drags it he always sides with wrong people and usually is highly toxic and not a good friend he is also very possesive of his friends

person: Alfie literally hates me for no reason

by rich is mustyy April 17, 2021

alfie

krystal’s boyfriend

alfie?oh wait don’t go near him that’s krystal’s boyfriend

by don’tgonearmybf September 8, 2021

alfie

my favorite person and the best bf to exist and the most perfect human ever

nour is in love with alfie

by anonymous January 19, 2023

Alfie

a short sexy man with a huge dick who would be willing to cum for the queen and britain

alfie is hot

by your mu July 3, 2024

Alfie

Alfie is a short tempered and short minded person. But he makes up for it in his pants with hi 44 inch cock.

Ned: ayo Alfie your looking extra small today
Alfie: I’m two foot but I could still fuck your bitch

by Wild daddy 778 September 19, 2020

Alfie

a guy who runs a memepage to show he is funny but isnt

he is an alfie

by gayygayygayyassassass April 5, 2022

alfie

an eboy that wants every egirl he can find on the internet, doesn't matter her age if from 12 to 25 he makes them his wife.

friend: she's in a call with alfie
me: of course it's a she

by halpor July 19, 2019