Crucified Alien

The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.
Crucified Alien stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then, who?
by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003
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Alien Face

Vaginal lips that reach from ear to ear.
Aka Very long vagina.
Emily alien faced Jay as it consumed his head.
by Annonymous :] January 04, 2008
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Sex alien

A sex alien is a common antagonist in science fiction stories. It is a creature with supernatural sexual powers. A sex alien can often induce a trance-like state of arousal in their victims through touch or kiss. A sex alien can often change appearance, and sometimes even gender, to better fit the desires of the intended victim. Similar to the succubus of medieval legend, intercourse with a sex alien will almost certainly result in death as the sex alien feeds on the sexual energy of its victim. When explaining a sex alien's powers, there is about a 75% chance the word, "pheromones" will be used. Any sc-fi television series to feature aliens will inevitably feature a sex alien. The only exception to this rule occurs when a show is cancelled before reaching that point.
The Kindred in the 13th episode of the first season of the X-Files, the Orion slave girls from Star Trek, and the gaseous alien from the second episode of Torchwood are all examples of a sex alien.
by cousinwalter August 20, 2011
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enemy aliens

'Enemy aliens' usually refers to people such as prisoners of war that are from the opposing country in a war. It can also be used in a political sense.
"In WWII, Japanese enemy aliens were kept in containment camps mostly in the interior of British Columbia."
"During the Cold War, propaganda was used to prevent and/or keep down political enemy aliens.
by Nicholas A. June 05, 2007
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alien ween

any object put between your legs that you pretend is an alien penis.
*puts lava lamp between legs* .."hey guys look! alien weeeeen!"
by t0mmy teh TANK March 16, 2005
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Alien Vagina

A female genutita on an female alien.
We found a alien vagina in our female alien.
by zendaymacx December 01, 2013
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Alien shoulders

When one has a low enough body fat percentage and enough shoulder muscle that you can see the individual muscle fibers
“Look at Jack’s alien shoulders!! Jack has such a low body fat percentage we can see his muscle fibers”
by niks_1 September 21, 2023
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