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Beau-Aids

A tragic and terrible version of the AIDS virus. It causes you to turn into "Beau", a young man from southern California.

Symptoms include: Making poor decisions (mostly purchasing decisions, though it extends to other areas, such as moral and logic), an unhealthy attraction to black men, a strange urge to purchase a motorcycle, going home earlier than everyone else when you are hanging out with friends, eating two slices of pizza at once; done by putting one on top of the other in a rather gross manner, eating quickly in order to 'save time' despite the fact that you have nothing else to do that day, shrinking penis, and finally the growth of a vagina. Also often includes death, but this is usually self-inflicted; Beau-Aids is not fatal in-and-of itself, but the prospect of turning into Beau is often met with such disgust and fear that the victim takes their own life.

Sadly, there is no cure for Beau-Aids. Scientists and doctors work around the clock to find one, but must be careful as they themselves are afraid of catching the horrific disease.

Unlike traditional aids, Beau-Aids is airborne and is contracted by being within 100 feet of a carrier. The most frightening aspect of the disease is that at first glance a carrier can't be identified. Only after being around a carrier for long periods of time can they be identified, more by their seemingly voluntary habits; by this time, it is too late.

The Surgeon General has recently called Beau-Aids "the single most dangerous medical condition of the modern age".
"Well, I'm taking off."

"What? It's only 8:30."

"Gotta get up early tomorrow and go buy sheets with Jaye."

"Shit man, I think you have Beau-Aids."

*gunshot*
by BackFire349 February 12, 2008
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Gono-Syphla-Herpe-AIDS

A blend of various STDs you get from unprotected sex
Jack fucked Jill bareback and got Gono-Syphla-Herpe-AIDS
by Alex Kyzer November 15, 2004
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AIDS bronco

As your fucking a girl doggy style, you lean forward and whisper into her ear "I have AIDS". Then see how long you can hold on as she bucks and tries to get away from you.
ha ha, I gave that bitch the AIDS bronco last night
by Ryan murphey May 9, 2008
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Internet AIDs

The act of willfully and meaningfully lowering ones bandwidth with the sole act of procuring large amounts of pornography in an attempt to waste the networking, life-defining piece of technology which has so many other purposes.
I watched Jenna Jameson so much it gave me Internet AIDs
by AUnknownSeaUrchin April 23, 2015
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Mega aids

When you can't think of a good enough excuse for being sick.
Friend: what are you sick with.
Other friend: mega aids
by Papadande November 2, 2016
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sick as aids

A phrase used to described something awesome.
Sean: look at her tits bro
Ryan: Their "Sick as aids"

or

Ryan: Fuck its cold in this pool
Sean: True its fucking "sick as aids"
by Bro Diddy January 15, 2009
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aids sandwich

a sandwich, consisting of bread, mayonnaise, cheese, and, of course, AIDS.
" I had an aids sandwich and a diet fresca for lunch today"
by mr slippyfist May 27, 2007
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