90’s wankers

Individuals commonly derived from British millennial lad culture who profusely strive to be considered ‘alternative indie’ without being stylistically artistic and diverse. These ‘edgy’ people are obsessed with the 90s, yet ironically were born from 1998 onwards.

They predominantly listen to 90s alternative and garage music, eg. The Stone Roses, The Smiths, Oasis, The Streets. They also actively listen to acid house and are interested in the 90s drug culture. They often express that they don’t like modern alternative and ‘old music is better’. They most prevalently dress like Liam Gallagher and one would often catch them wearing band tops from gigs they’ve attended.

Mostly male, but a few who come from the female equivalent of lad culture (wears heavy makeup, went to Malaga on holiday with their friends).

90s wankers have a bland, hedonistic perspective of life, and consider it ‘cool’ to be emotionally depressed or unfulfilled.
Their favourite city is Manchester- the source of most ‘good’ alternative music and culture.

Recent artists they appreciate: Declan Mckenna, The Magic Gang, Black Honey, Sundara Karma. They tend to dislike hazy, atmospheric pop music as it’s too positive and calm; ‘sad music is the best music.’
They tend to get irrationally offended if you remotely disagree with their music taste as they’re ignorant and don’t understand the subjective nature of music.
There was an abundance of 90’s wankers at the Liam Gallagher gig in Manchester.
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90's tuxedo

A matching ensemble of corduroy pants and corduroy shirt or jacket. Very closely related to the pacific NW and the grunge scene
Trent totally wore a 90's tuxedo in his 7th grade school photos
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90's kids

Sexy in a cool way. Only applies to those born from 1990 to 1999.
We're sexy; we're 90's kids.
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Alaskan 90 crank

While having sex in a McDonalds dining room, stick your penis in someone's hole and spin it around at a 90 degree angle, therefore committing an Alaskan 90 crank.
"Bro, yesterday I gave Lawson an Alaskan 90 crank, it was sick."
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90 day wonder

a newly commissioned graduate of OCS or DCP
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poppin 90's

This is a marching show band term. It is defined as marching with your legs quickly going up high and making a 90 degree angle. Hence the word 90's.
(A drum major marching) Damn he poppin 90's!
by Deni January 15, 2006
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90 degrees crazy

A party/dance that involves major grinding such that girls are bent over at a 90 degree angle. 180 degrees crazy means the girls were touching the floors. Anything above 180 is likely impossible.
Shotties were grinding major hard at last nights party. They were all bent over, touching the floor even. It was 90 degrees crazy. Maybe even 120
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