time in a bottle

The span of time that one has no recollection of while engaged in an alcoholic blackout.

Yeah, I beat that bitch down, but I was spending time in a bottle, so it aint like I'm responsible for doing it or anything.

by Brewjamb March 23, 2004

its time to get BOD and RAM like a pony!

when you get Black Out Drunk and Ride A Man like a pony!

A: girl what you wanna do tonight?
B: its time to get BOD and RAM like a pony!
A: gettt ittt!

by Leeepagggge June 22, 2010

time in a bottle

a friggin hourglass

omg liek jeff still uses time in a bottle

by sekio March 24, 2004

time in a bottle

See Test Tube Babysee also Sperm Bank}

A Singles bar in the year 2035.
"So were you conceived in the love canal or did you spend Time in a Bottle"

by Tony Williams March 23, 2004

a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

idk

Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

by __________E____________ August 11, 2018

I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time

When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.

“I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time” says Nathan

by Lonestar99 March 19, 2021

sixth time's a charm

it's when you're asked a question, you answer honestly and the person who asked you keeps bugging you about it until you are able to figure out exactly what they wanted to hear so you can tell them that and finally make them happy.

Grandma: Do you like the soup?
Gina: Sure.
Grandma: Are you sure it's not too hot, I know you don't like it too spicy.

Gina: Not too spicy.
Grandma: It's just like your favourite recipie?
Gina: Sure tastes good.
Grandma: I tried to make it like you like it?
Gina: You did a great job.
Grandma: I ran out of the paprika though, so I changed a few of the spices?
Gina: My GOD! Is that Rosemary I taste, that's brilliant, Grandma, I never would have thought Rosemary.
Grandma: Wonderful, Wonderful, Wonderful *chirps away humming*
Gina: Sixth time's a charm.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 23, 2010