by Rushmead January 15, 2022
Get the Ewan Storymug. people who fabricate fictional tales about shooting,fighting,and or gangbanging that everyone knows isnt true.
by Chris Overton April 2, 2008
Get the gangsta storiesmug. The person that always has to one up your story with a better one, generally right after you tell yours.
A- "So i was walking down the street yesterday and found 5 bucks!"
B- "Oh yeah? Well i was walking down the street yesterday and found 20 bucks!"
A- "Dude, story trumper."
B- "Oh yeah? Well i was walking down the street yesterday and found 20 bucks!"
A- "Dude, story trumper."
by snipplly123 January 5, 2011
Get the Story Trumpermug. A feature found in the Snapchat app introduced in 2012
A place where people can post but is not limited to: what kind of stupid music there blasting while driving, how much fun they are having drinking illegally, photos for money, just how generally shit their life is and some sunset everyday and then the story deletes itself in 24 hours thankfully.
A place where people can post but is not limited to: what kind of stupid music there blasting while driving, how much fun they are having drinking illegally, photos for money, just how generally shit their life is and some sunset everyday and then the story deletes itself in 24 hours thankfully.
Scenario 1:
Chick 1: Shit this food look good
Chick 2: Let me put this on my snap story
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Wow these homeless dudes are fighting!
Friend 2: Let me put this on the snap
Scenario 3
Frat boi 1: Wow this party is lit
Frat boi 2: Lets blast chainsmokers and put this on my snap story
Chick 1: Shit this food look good
Chick 2: Let me put this on my snap story
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Wow these homeless dudes are fighting!
Friend 2: Let me put this on the snap
Scenario 3
Frat boi 1: Wow this party is lit
Frat boi 2: Lets blast chainsmokers and put this on my snap story
by Imakedefintionsduringstats July 17, 2017
Get the Snap storymug. When some one who your not even talking to come in you and someone else's conversation and starts putting in their two sense.
Jai: Hey Shantelle, how was your date last night with James?
Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!
Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!
(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)
Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!
Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!
(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)
by Juiiicy. December 14, 2009
Get the story piratemug. Huston was telling me about his evening watching movies alone. WTF I don't wanna here another fuckin no where story.
by Bubbha April 10, 2012
Get the no where storymug. (n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.
Jim Story:
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
by Russel "Tusner" Banks November 28, 2010
Get the Jim Storymug.