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YouTube

The one thing that is able to distract} you from work and prevent you from going to sleep at night.
Sorry I fell asleep in class, I was watching YouTube all night.
by Starqitti August 7, 2017
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Youtube

First definition: An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.

Second definition: An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.
by Omgman57 January 25, 2023
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Youtube

(verb, adjective, noun) A New Swear Word

1. An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity

(verb, adjective, noun) A Literal “Gigachad”
2. An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence
(verb, adjective, noun)

1. A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams “It was I” and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and you start to get sick. The person then starts to play a TikTok compilation on full volume.

“This person is a Youtube.”
You mutter with disgust.

(verb, adjective, noun)
2. A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like to get off at, pressing the button for you. They then invite you to view a genuinely funny “meme”—or otherwise known as “Mei Mei”—they found on TikTok. It makes you laugh and brightens up your day.

“Gosh, I really needed that”
It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need a funny Mei Mei to enlighten your wearisome days.

“Thank you kind stranger. You are truly a Youtube.”
by kawaiiobamasan January 25, 2023
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YouTuber

A person with a YouTube channel, a decent fanbase, and gets many views and subscribers
MrBeast is a very big YouTuber with a lot of subscribers. Do you watch him?
by LouTehOctoling April 4, 2023
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Youtube

(Def: 1) An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.

(Def: 2) An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence

Definition 1 & 2 are differentiated between by the context and tone employed by the speaker.

The term is intentionally obtuse when communicated digitally.
(Def: 1) ‘A person fats in a crowded elevator and screams “It was I” and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a TikTok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.

(Def: 2) ‘A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you, kind stranger.This person is a Youtube.’
by HotNewSwearingCompliment January 25, 2023
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Youtube

A site with a really broken system
Youtube make your own music get claimed by other companies
by Scorpious Runner January 2, 2019
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Youtube

Trashy website full of trashy people and moderation, "Powering creativity," more like terminating anyone who tries and lets others scam children and get verified.
Man makes best video in the world: 10am Youtube: You have been suspended for breaking the tos.
Random scammer: HOW TO DUPLICATE YOUR PAYPAL CURRENCY JUST SEND TO THE BITCOIN ADRESS IN THE DESCRIPTION, gets verified.
by SepticSpring July 17, 2020
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