Wesley

People named Wesley are the sexiest people around, they always brighten up your day and turn you on just by listening to their voice or seeing their body or face. They have the most amazing singing voice that can make you nut in just a second and also are incredibly smart. Just having them tutor you for an hour will help your grades go up by 15 percent. They are exceptionally good at math and science and always get full marks in tests. Especially in EOY English tests. They have the sexiest Moustaches and are the tallest and manliest and hottest men out there. They are most compatible with Ruth's but they are extremely weak against Marcy's and Tasty's.

Person 1: Oh my god is he a Wesley? I heard they're very nice in bed. Person 2: He's mine don't even look at him. Person 1: Keep dreaming we both know we have no chance with him because we're not a Ruth.

by Wesleyissexy October 15, 2023

Wesley

Aims to disappoint Taylor as a 24/7 gig…also sucks at guessing bingo themes

Me: Hey Wesley what’s the bingo theme?

Wesley: pumpkin

by Xxtot October 3, 2022

wesley keen

soccer asshole who likes to perv on girls and get fucked in the ass

Man that dude over there is such a Wesley Keen.

by PappaSmurf69420 October 29, 2018

It was Wesley

to blame “Wesley” on something that you did

Just to blame someone on something

“Joe did you take the last cookie”?
“It was Wesley”!

by Wesley Fan 31 December 13, 2021

wesley

cool guy

wesley is the boy to have

by sewdyer January 23, 2022

Wesley

Commonly pronounced Lester, this lil 5,2 nigga has got a shit trim that try’s to hard to get younger children to like them

Person 1: look at that blokes trim
Person 2: yeah he must be a real Wesley

by Harveyhater November 12, 2021

wesley trent pipkin

Big daddy of all the daddy’s and is straight pimpin

That boi straight pimpin
He must be wesley Trent pipkin

by Bigpapi! October 27, 2021