shrek is a fat ogre that used to work at a uama ny manhaatan and now that has been traped in turkey. also known as adolf hitler, and oil.
by fat 11 November 08, 2017
by typex November 20, 2007
by Nip ples November 18, 2011
a gigantic blonde girl who attends Key West High School and is utterly grotesque. She somehow has mangaged to date an ok looking male, which has left scientists who also attend utterly stupified for many weeks. If you or anyone you know has any information or ideas about how this has come about please contact me. Thanx ^^ :)
From the Words of a very intelligent individual: Very simple... Men can only think with one brain at a time... He was thinking with the lower head. :)
From the Words of a very intelligent individual: Very simple... Men can only think with one brain at a time... He was thinking with the lower head. :)
Holy shit! Look! It's SHREK everyone! ITS SHREK!! >>.... Wheres the donkey?
Little girl: Looook mommy! LOOOOK!!! *points*
Little girl: Looook mommy! LOOOOK!!! *points*
by Yer Ass February 28, 2005
by anonymous........ January 08, 2006
shrek lives in turkey and flew a plane to manhattan and made a small swamp school with 4 kids and shreks them every second. Shrek also tries to catch some one on there laptop and then win he finds out it is school work he will say: "Yaaa get out man!". before i shrek you 10000000 times more.
by fat 11 November 09, 2017