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rooster early

a way to describe a something very in the morning, such as a rooster when it crows (referring to actual morning not to the night)
by Aqwarb Talarb January 20, 2010
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Blew the rooster

A complete and utter idiot move of which there is no mistaking, even more embarrassing due to the stupidity behind it.
Can you believe Stan? He really blew the rooster on that one.

He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.
by Soapy Johnson September 23, 2010
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Rooster Tail

A fountain of explosive diarrhea, specifically shooting out of one’s ass while bent over the toilet vomiting.
I drank the water in Mexico and for Montazuma’s Revenge. I spent the night puking and rooster tailing. I feel sorry for the maids.
by West Coast Urbanite February 6, 2021
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Dirt Rooster

"Dirt Rooster" is a term for any vehicle throwing a rooster tail of dirt as it accelerates. Typically this is shortened to "roosted" when describing someone on the receiving end of a rooster tail. For instance racers coming off the starting line behind a faster racer get roosted by a dirt rooster.
My new mud knobs turned my bike into a serious dirt rooster. The paddle tires on that mud truck make it a dirt rooster.
by Hon Zuki September 5, 2021
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naked rooster

Naked Rooster refers to any male starring in a pornographic film who appears to be a drug addict, usually lanky men missing teeth with bad haircuts.
I was hoping to rub one out to this porn clip, but the naked rooster getting his ass pounced by the chick with a strap-on ruined it for me.
by GingerMedic May 12, 2016
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Rooster Eye

Getting up before 6am and ejaculating in your partners face and eye region
Paul said his girl slept too long so he was gonna give her the ol rooster eye.
by Slim trimmer September 18, 2020
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Dirty Rooster

When a guy takes a picture of his penis with filthy hands with the tip touching the steering wheel
Oh girl, I just got send a dirty rooster
by Taylor5234 November 7, 2023
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