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Rabid rooster

An angry Cock that is over-dosed on viagra and will not settle down. It is also a very contagious std that will burn holes in a female's vagina. THERE IS NO CURE.
Pride: Brian had such a rabid rooster.

Monkee: oh I know, it was amazing.
by blackwidow July 29, 2012
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gammin rooster

when someone thinks there cool but aren't,when someone tries to be funny but isn't,or when someoneis being a try hard..Basically used to pay someone out..
kit."heh,z man look at my tattoos" zac"sure cunt,your a gammin rooster
by tatboy November 9, 2008
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Procrastination Rooster

The consequence of procrastination is call Procrastination Rooster. Multiple consequences of multiple acts of procrastination will yield Procrastination Roosters. Procrastination Roosters need immediate attention, or they will make a lot of noise. Procrastination Roosters are easy to keep as pets - ignoring it keeps them around. Procrastination Roosters appear when you least expect it. In some cases, you know when you will be getting a visit from Procrastination Roosters.

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with that next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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shoot the rooster

I'm dying to go out drinking. buddy I'm gonna shoot the rooster tonight!
by Mike alonso January 10, 2019
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naked rooster

Naked Rooster refers to any male starring in a pornographic film who appears to be a drug addict, usually lanky men missing teeth with bad haircuts.
I was hoping to rub one out to this porn clip, but the naked rooster getting his ass pounced by the chick with a strap-on ruined it for me.
by GingerMedic May 12, 2016
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Rooster Eye

Getting up before 6am and ejaculating in your partners face and eye region
Paul said his girl slept too long so he was gonna give her the ol rooster eye.
by Slim trimmer September 18, 2020
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Dirty Rooster

When a guy takes a picture of his penis with filthy hands with the tip touching the steering wheel
Oh girl, I just got send a dirty rooster
by Taylor5234 November 7, 2023
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