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A piece of shit

1. An annoying and apparently retarded individual who often only succeeds at irritating the people around him/her.

2. Some very smelly thing which usually comes out the back end of all living creatures.
Anybody with low self-esteem, and a tendancy to ruin other people's fortunes as a result, is a piece of shit.
by The_One_who_wins January 27, 2012
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piece of work

Someone who -- although often interesting -- is difficult to get along with on an every day basis. They often make simple things overly complex, or argue points ad infinitum.
Can you drive by my house this evening on your way to work?

Sure, I'll drive by. Do you want me to stop and pick you up when I'm driving by?

Of course I do. You're a real piece of work, aren't you?
by anon#E#moose September 25, 2006
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Three Piece

A term sometimes used to refer to conmen, due to the stereotype of a slick-looking man in a three piece suit. The term isn't gender-specific, but most people seem to use it to indicate a conman (versus the usually more feminine term "grifter").
Three piece also implies that the conman (or woman) was high-class among the stealing trade, or acted and dressed as a rich person to inspire the confidence necessary to the con.
"I invested my money, but it turned out my broker was a three piece."
"I gave that three piece every penny I had and he stole all of it!"
by sininblue May 28, 2016
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Ming Piece

Northern Irish / Scottish slang - used toward men or women to denote poor fashion sense , cheap provocative outfit or poor hygeine .
Niamh - "did you see Sinead last night down the beach club? "That streaky tahn and those Primark coochie cutters - what a ming piece!"
Mary Louise - "aow - Ming piece - leik".
by Marica Costello September 24, 2018
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Nig piece

A person who is cracked in the head and an absolute idiot
How tf did u fail the test u nig piece
"The boys made me do it", he said. I replied, "u nig piece"
by Mr, Haze January 22, 2021
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cheese piece

a cheese piece (sandwich) is a girl who is not very attractive but you would still shag her i.e. I wouldn't go out my way for a cheese piece but if there was one there I'd eat it!
Dude that chicks a cheese piece!
by ChrisCal84 November 14, 2013
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piece of cap

Cap, meaning liar, or lies, means that something someone has said was a lie. This can refer to a lying sentence or a person who is known to lie, (can also be interpreted as "piece of crap" as it basically has the same meaning).
"What an absolute piece of cap" John says whilst watching the news.
by LeggedShroom November 10, 2020
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