the mummy

When you poop is someones bathtub during a party. You wrap the feces in toilet paper and have to dispose of it in their garbage disposal during the party and get rid of it with out anyone noticing.

I was pooping in the bath tub. I then wrapped the mummy up and tried to sneak it past everyone at a party. They kept complaining of the smell and I blamed it on I stepped in crap. I then had to sprint to the garbage disposal and shoved my shame into the disposal unit only to find it inoperative. Most awkward party ever.

by Mummyline January 16, 2011

jahvi teri mummy

Jahvi teri mummy is a person with a humongous cock who likes to fuck your mom

hey look at jahvi teri mummy, their cock is so big!

by rodrick heffleys cum sock November 21, 2021

Missus Mummy

A dominant queen of the 1950's, member of Barkada and the leader of the Crossroad Demons. Being a Pie Lover, she is not only a sweetheart but also a YANDERE Dommy Mommy Waifu for Laifu at heart. Just... Please do not piss her off... or call her mother... it will not end well......

Since she is a demon is it required that you shall have to sacrifice your heart or sell your soul to her... This is not a question. Pick your poison.

Person 1 - Ayo bro, you excited to see Missus Mummy's Twitch Stream?
Person 2 - Oh hell yeah! Mumsy so skibidi and very demure.
Person 1 - Very mindful.

by ValdoDaSnail Official January 3, 2025

The Mummy

When you wrap a girl in bed sheets and fuck her mouth while she makes mummy sounds.

Hey man, my girlfriend and I tried the mummy and afterwards she threw up for almost 3 hours!

by ShinSplinter December 11, 2012

Land Rover Mummy

An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'

Oh no here comes the bitchy Land Rover Mummy she's here to judge us!

by Ginger Cash March 1, 2024

Blanket Mummy

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon

I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.

by Alan-a-Dale October 30, 2018

Bootyhole mummy

A bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your Ass after taking a shit and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.

Jim: (pulls down underwear) What the fuck is this white stuff!!?
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb

by Yungcoke64 November 28, 2017