Act the fool

To do something so fucking stupid, to cut up to the point of being borderline insane
Cat: *behaving outwardly, wilding out, arguing yelling fussing n fighting*
Kitten: "U act the fool!!!"
by Kozak Khan April 05, 2016
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Choopy Fool

A person who pees on the floor when they are angry.
Look at the mess katarina made, she is such a choopy fool.
by Chalupadog July 26, 2018
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Mapril Fools

Started by a janitor in Wainwright Alberta, it is a play on words of the traditional April Fools day. Mapril Fools is when mother nature decides to shaft us with a buttload of snow on May 1st. (Or early May)
I was looking forward to finally wearing shorts, but then Mother Nature decided to pull a Mapril Fools joke on us.
by LegoPorkchop May 01, 2019
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Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.
No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.
by Fatjunkie October 09, 2018
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Fickle Fool

Someone that decides to boycott something that has been in existence for over a decade just because someone on facebook tells them too.
Hey mate, did you hear about those fickle fools boycotting woolworths because some facebook page told them too?

I understand woolworths and every other company has had BEE policies for ages but some guy on facebook told me to boycott them so I will be a fickle fool and do just what he said.

I've never shopped at woolies but I'll jump on the boycott bandwagon because I'm a fickle fool.
by James Dean88 September 12, 2012
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Fool's Fortune

The concept that idiots are naturally luckier than other people as a way to balance out their stupidity. Similar to an Idiot Savant, except instead of being brilliant in a specific field, they seem to have a little extra luck wherever they go.
Fool's Fortune is most likely god's way to make things fair for dumb people, for if they were smart and lucky, they'd be too powerful.
by sebacostamr May 27, 2021
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bible fool

A person who makes stupid decisions resulting in loss of assets and disaster of biblical proportions.
Fred: I adopted an Akita from a family that says the dog has become aggressive.
Lynne: You're a fool, like from the Bible. You're a bible fool.
by myspecialmagic October 19, 2016
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