The meanest person you'll ever meet. You always have to buy his lunch and he never pays you back. He will abuse your girlfriend for no reason. He wants you to split up with your girlfriend so he can have you back as a best friend cause he thinks she is a bitch.
by Nikky Da Luck October 19, 2010

Calvin is a very orange man, he gets salty when called orange and usually is freckled. I have a big Succulent relationship with calvin and a juicy future ahead. He also beat ninja 3 times and can change his hair color
Calvin is orange.
by Rammit Imma Ash August 3, 2020

Calvin- a strikingly handsome, hawt bald man that all women want to be with. Although he catches the eye of women with his looks, his heart is most beautiful. He is a caring, loving individual that will support his mate in every fashion.
by QueenPFlo September 8, 2018

by cheesy ducklings May 15, 2023

by johnathanhasabigdona October 30, 2019

This term refers to a big thick mixed race monkey who is situated in a sad hobble apartment with his gay brother he lurks waiting to ground pound and send a shocking quack through the planet and use his black belly rolls to his advantage
by Angry-pig August 26, 2025
