Someone you can always trust and confide in, very sexual, usually married and has kids, handsome, buff and kick ass, great body guard
Chris is married :(
by Ganstagreelzz August 4, 2011
Get the Chrismug. A totally gorgeous man, usually wears brightly coloured T-shirts.
Likes to dance with "gunfingers" and honestly believes he has "moves"
Hates making decisions and Peas.
If you find a "Chris" then, girls you should hang on to him for life. He's a keeper!
Likes to dance with "gunfingers" and honestly believes he has "moves"
Hates making decisions and Peas.
If you find a "Chris" then, girls you should hang on to him for life. He's a keeper!
Girl 1 "Look at that guy over there......Yummeh!!"
Girl2 "He is a total Chris! Look at his moves...only he can truely pull off gunfingers with bare ghetto style!"
Girl 1 "Agreed!!"
Girl2 "He is a total Chris! Look at his moves...only he can truely pull off gunfingers with bare ghetto style!"
Girl 1 "Agreed!!"
by MOOSEY-KINS June 1, 2011
Get the Chrismug. A cool guy who knows how to make people laugh. A Chris is good at almost everything.
A Chris is simply the closest to perfection one can get.
A Chris is simply the closest to perfection one can get.
by random0027 May 9, 2014
Get the chrismug. Guy ( HOPEFULLY ). Plays sports , and won't hit girls. Hates Pervs and always mistaken for gay ( means happy :D) always thretened and picked on. Won't hit girls cuz he says that he is being a genlteman but some say he is being a gentlewoman. Mostly quiet and everybody says he is EMO.
Week.
Week.
" Hey is that guy over there gay "
" Oh him!? Thats Chris. Every one thinks that but nodody knows for sure "
" Oh him!? Thats Chris. Every one thinks that but nodody knows for sure "
by ShayKates March 30, 2010
Get the Chrismug. an awkward guy who always wears sunglasses, and flails all over the place. looks ridiculous when playing frisbee in his high socks. he somersaults and leaps for the frisbee and lands of fillipino children named guppy after hopping a fence in his hot turqoise shirt with all his grace. however, he is the funniest person ever and everyone needs to play frisbee with him. ur life will b all the better. YAY CHRIS!! ROCK THOSE SUNGLASSES!!!!
chris jumped to get the frisbee, but accidentally injured a young foreign child.
whoa, what a chris!!!
whoa, what a chris!!!
by fitzyforever July 8, 2010
Get the chrismug. The sexiest bitch around and he is all mine. SWAG is so sick, always imitated - never duplicated. Comes off as a bad ass, (it's the hair) but is really a twinkie on the inside. LOVES to play poker and win. Never bluffs both in life and his cards, but is always careful not to play every hand. Has mesmerizing eyes, and beautiful lips, and the softest hands. Has the kindest heart and is the most genuine of all people he associates with. He can be a little hot tamale, and isnt one to be effed with, but after you get past that, he is a kind, loving teddy bear. Chris is unforgettable, and very genuine. He at times can clog toilets but will clean up his mess, he loves subway, and will kick your bitch ass any day up and down the court in basket ball. I love Chris, and he is the only one I ever want to be with forever. X1X
"Isn't dude rocking the same outfit you wore out to the club last week?"
........"Maaaannnnn, he just Chrissed you."
........"Maaaannnnn, he just Chrissed you."
by IIIIXIXIIII October 22, 2011
Get the Chrismug.