Woman: Stay in with me and watch strictly come dancing instead of going out on the piss
Mad: Bitch NO!
Mad: Bitch NO!
by unflappableflap November 9, 2009
Get the Bitch NOmug. Do my laundry, bitch.
Send me some love, bitches.
Doin' the h dub, bitches.
Hey. bitches.
Fuck yeah, bitches.
Send me some love, bitches.
Doin' the h dub, bitches.
Hey. bitches.
Fuck yeah, bitches.
by i swear to drunk i'm not god January 31, 2007
Get the bitchmug. A way of saying that someone or something is both bitching and the business at the same time. Similar to the tits.
"I just got a blowjob while playing Battletoads on the NES. It was the bitchness."
"Yeah, man, last night was the bitchness. I fucked Rachael on my crippled mom's hoverround."
"Baby, you're more than awesome. You're the bitchness."
"Yeah, man, last night was the bitchness. I fucked Rachael on my crippled mom's hoverround."
"Baby, you're more than awesome. You're the bitchness."
by Stinger911 January 19, 2011
Get the the bitchnessmug. by theobomb April 20, 2018
Get the bitchesmug. What you say when someone tries to decline you or stop you from doing something. Also used to make people feel bad when they try to put you down.
Example 1
Person A: Hey Stop! You cant go in there!
Person B: No Bitch!
Example 2
Person A: Foo, you suck at madden
Person B: No Bitch!
Person A: Hey Stop! You cant go in there!
Person B: No Bitch!
Example 2
Person A: Foo, you suck at madden
Person B: No Bitch!
by Polo aka Mr. YEA YEA!!! October 5, 2009
Get the No Bitch!mug. Roughly 95% of all the girls in your average high school. They are known for pairing themselves up with jackasses (roughly 90% of all the boys in an average high school). Usually if you're trying to get a girl and you're neither gay nor a jackass, you're S.O.L. until college
Ordinary Guy: You look nice today.
Girl: Stop looking at my boobs, you perverted bastard!
Ordinary Guy: Well, I'm sorry. If it's not on the menu, don't put it out there! Jesus Christ, what a bitch!
Jackass: You look nice today.
Girl: How about we go to your car and have sex?
Jackass: Sounds like a plan to me. Don't tell the other girls I stuff, okay?
Girl: Stop looking at my boobs, you perverted bastard!
Ordinary Guy: Well, I'm sorry. If it's not on the menu, don't put it out there! Jesus Christ, what a bitch!
Jackass: You look nice today.
Girl: How about we go to your car and have sex?
Jackass: Sounds like a plan to me. Don't tell the other girls I stuff, okay?
by the dirty liberal July 13, 2009
Get the bitchmug. Well, bitch has many meanings, depending on the scenario. There's female dog, a somewhat degrading way to refer to a girl or woman, whether it's a close friend or romantic partner, and other definitions.
In this case, bitch could mean someone at school who portrays the characteristics of a good-natured being toward you. You want to develop a friendship with this person. All of a sudden, as you're walking down the hallway, being the average student you are, you find yourself surrounded by other students... ridiculing you. Hm... I wonder how that happened? It's not like you did anything wrong.
Beware, kid. Whenever a bitch thinks you're not paying any attention, or... maybe they know you're paying attention. Still, that doesn't change their mindset. They will do anything within their power to make you the laughing stock, such as gossiping and spreading believable rumours about you.
In this case, bitch could mean someone at school who portrays the characteristics of a good-natured being toward you. You want to develop a friendship with this person. All of a sudden, as you're walking down the hallway, being the average student you are, you find yourself surrounded by other students... ridiculing you. Hm... I wonder how that happened? It's not like you did anything wrong.
Beware, kid. Whenever a bitch thinks you're not paying any attention, or... maybe they know you're paying attention. Still, that doesn't change their mindset. They will do anything within their power to make you the laughing stock, such as gossiping and spreading believable rumours about you.
So now, it's up to you to get your well-deserved revenge on that bitch!!! Don't worry, I'll help. Let me steal 5 toilet paper rolls from the school bathrooms, and you and me will sneak out of class and TP their front yard. Sounds good, right? Or do you have a better idea?
by S-H-A-D-O-W September 25, 2018
Get the Bitchmug.