bacon

A stupid mo'fucker that lives in Lum's closet. Always complaining about his job and bitching about giving away peices of his smokes. He used to reside on the dining room floor but now lives in the storage closer.

You know who is a fuckin tool? Bacon

Hey Bacon, fuck off

by bacon-hater March 10, 2005

bacon

1. the sound and smell made when two overweight (FAT ASS) people fuck.

2. the sound made by a fat woman's pussy when she walks.

1. Did you hear Doc and Ashlyn making bacon??

2. the fat woman's pussy said "baacon, baaacon, baaacon.."

by Gabrielle February 18, 2005

bacon

v. The act of a guy hitting a girl.

"I'm going to bacon you if you don't shut up!"
"Wow... Who baconed you like that?"

by Lolliars August 23, 2011

bacon

A term used to express astonishment at the cluelessness of another person. (i.e., "Duh")

It's a toilet. You go to the bathroom in it ... bacon!

by Darylito November 30, 2006

bacon

it means weed , marijuana

yo i smoked some bacon

by ycake90 June 1, 2006

bacon

Slang for the "beacon" option on an observatory in Natural Selection. To respawn the whole marine team for the cost of 15 resources.

Kill the bacon machine~
Fuckin comm bacon! our base is poont~

by s3x t3h joON July 23, 2008

Baconize

The act of owning someone or something using large amounts of heat, fire, grease, or all of the above.

I fell onto the stove, got totally baconized.

by Varatil May 6, 2007