Seven (or more)
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives (daily)
Its a prision for kids where you cant enjoy life.
The kids at school are total wimps. I got sent to the Principals office because I called someone Fatass spoiled brat and somehow he found out (he cant exept the fact that he was spoiled and fat)
Theres so much learning that you forget what you learned. On yo homework you forgot everything you learned so i cant finish it.
why do adults like participating in hurting children?
Its impossible to show your true feelings with out getting in huge trouble.
Its hard to enjoy a social life. If you talk to your friends you get in trouble.
If you get a C or lower you get in trouble by your parents.
Dont you want to spend time with your family instead of assloads of homework?
Limits: if you say words as innocent as idiot you get detention. They call having fun a privilige. You cant do this or that x100000000
The teachers a joke (there like those cogs in toontown)
The more they take away stuff from you the more you want it.
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives (daily)
Its a prision for kids where you cant enjoy life.
The kids at school are total wimps. I got sent to the Principals office because I called someone Fatass spoiled brat and somehow he found out (he cant exept the fact that he was spoiled and fat)
Theres so much learning that you forget what you learned. On yo homework you forgot everything you learned so i cant finish it.
why do adults like participating in hurting children?
Its impossible to show your true feelings with out getting in huge trouble.
Its hard to enjoy a social life. If you talk to your friends you get in trouble.
If you get a C or lower you get in trouble by your parents.
Dont you want to spend time with your family instead of assloads of homework?
Limits: if you say words as innocent as idiot you get detention. They call having fun a privilige. You cant do this or that x100000000
The teachers a joke (there like those cogs in toontown)
The more they take away stuff from you the more you want it.
You: school was so boring that i forgot everything i knew! Time to have fun!
Mom: Did you do your homework?
You: F***************************************!
I have to relearn everything
NEW EXAMPLE:
Mean Ass Teacher: I h8 that kid, Im gonna beat him/her up.
good news is i have an excuse for his/her beating so i wont get in trouble.
You: Hi Ms. Smith, how are you doing?
M.A.T: *Beats you up*
You: *tells mom and dad what M.A.T did to you*
Parents: *complain to school*
M.A.T: *Uses excuse to fool parents*
Parents: your in trouble son/daughter for lying
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: Dude school is boring
Your friend Josh: I totally agree
Faghead Asshole Teacher: *hears conversation from a mile away*
F.A.T: *interrupts conversation/invades privacy*
F.A.T: You guys are in huge trouble for socializing and sharing your feelings about school!
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: Damn I got a C
Parents: Damn you got a C! Youre grounded
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: Yo mama is so ugly that when she walked into The public restroom, she scared the shit out of the toilits!
Your friend Jeff: LOL!
Whorehead Teacher: You guys, off to the principals office for insulting someone!
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: I cant believe they took away my ipod for it being out. It wasnt even on! Now i really want to listen to that song.
asshole principle on the loud speaker: If you take out an electronic device and a teacher sees you, we have to assume its on and your having fun so we have to steal it from you.
Mom: Did you do your homework?
You: F***************************************!
I have to relearn everything
NEW EXAMPLE:
Mean Ass Teacher: I h8 that kid, Im gonna beat him/her up.
good news is i have an excuse for his/her beating so i wont get in trouble.
You: Hi Ms. Smith, how are you doing?
M.A.T: *Beats you up*
You: *tells mom and dad what M.A.T did to you*
Parents: *complain to school*
M.A.T: *Uses excuse to fool parents*
Parents: your in trouble son/daughter for lying
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: Dude school is boring
Your friend Josh: I totally agree
Faghead Asshole Teacher: *hears conversation from a mile away*
F.A.T: *interrupts conversation/invades privacy*
F.A.T: You guys are in huge trouble for socializing and sharing your feelings about school!
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: Damn I got a C
Parents: Damn you got a C! Youre grounded
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: Yo mama is so ugly that when she walked into The public restroom, she scared the shit out of the toilits!
Your friend Jeff: LOL!
Whorehead Teacher: You guys, off to the principals office for insulting someone!
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: I cant believe they took away my ipod for it being out. It wasnt even on! Now i really want to listen to that song.
asshole principle on the loud speaker: If you take out an electronic device and a teacher sees you, we have to assume its on and your having fun so we have to steal it from you.
by Doomedtodeath January 1, 2012
Get the Schoolmug. The place where children from 4-18 are forced to go to. It is probably the cause of 30% of suicidals from children. The teachers are one of the following. Good- usually in 20's... these teachers know what bad teachers are and make learning about things fun and enjoyable also, maybe doesnt hand out alot of homework. Normal- These teachers are alright. They make it semi exicting, and somtimes do fun stuff, and somtimes do boring stuff. Maybe hands out an ok ammount of homework. Bad- These people are idiots. They keep you inside a room with boring crap on the walls and assign you to sit next to people you hate on purpose. They hand out large ammounts of homework after a large assignment is givin in class. They sit you in there for what seems like the whole day forcing you to read books with pages torn out and written on. They dont care that your a person, they yell at you for the tinist things. See asshole douchebag asshole. But, even if you have the good kind of teacher, school is still murder. They keep you in there for 6-7 hours. You only learn like one thing per 3 days because all you do is review. Also, schools are full of gangsters, assholes, gays, gay bashers, racists, tatle tales, thives, annoing people, gamefreaks, hyper people, people who think theyre funny but they arent corny. Also, there is peer pressure. You fall under one of the 3 categories. "Cool", "Normals", or "Losers". You are typicly made fun of if you fall under normals or losers. Cool people don't let you even talk to them, and if you do you will get your ass kicked in an ally after school. But, its all worth it. Though most of the things you learn (example: knowing how to make a guitar out of rubber bands and a box) you wont need to know. But alot of the things such as math, spelling, and geography you will need to know. So school can be alright if you ignore the jerkoffs.
Jeff at 13: My gayass teacher gave us a math assignment. ILL NEVER NEED TO USE THIS CRAP!
Jeff at 33 works as a math teacher and has recived 10 best teacher awards. He makes a heafty ammount of money yearly and has a nice house and 2 kids.
Jeff at 33 works as a math teacher and has recived 10 best teacher awards. He makes a heafty ammount of money yearly and has a nice house and 2 kids.
by Miniman447 May 4, 2005
Get the schoolmug. 1. Something that proves that our parents don't love us.
2. An education area but awesome teachers let us play games and watch movies.
2. An education area but awesome teachers let us play games and watch movies.
1. "Mommy, if you really loved me, then you wouldn't send me to school."
2. "Okay class. We're going to watch 'The Princess and the Frog'"
2. "Okay class. We're going to watch 'The Princess and the Frog'"
by TheOriginalHobo October 27, 2012
Get the Schoolmug. Wow that was the biggest let down of my life. I cant beleive that people actually go to school for 13+ years!
by Greg Fershilkitmynizzle May 28, 2007
Get the Schoolmug. School is a place you go for 20 years so your parents can have sex, knowing you won't be around to find out about it.
School is also worthless, not because we're not smart just because I have better things to be doing with my time than wasting 8 hours out of my life.
School is also worthless, not because we're not smart just because I have better things to be doing with my time than wasting 8 hours out of my life.
by Good Sameritan December 28, 2005
Get the schoolmug. 
by turtlemaster74 November 29, 2013
Get the schoolmug.