Lanky-Janky

Something you say when you have no other words for something exceptionally long, weird, nerdy, dubious, or unreliable.

Jeff: The Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug is a self-propelled german air defense system equipped with Roland 2 surface-to-air SAM missiles, such as the VT1s, all on a MAN 15t 8x8 KAT A1 truck.
Other classmates: did I ask?
Chad: Thats Lanky-Janky

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

Janky

Jewish and lanky.

wow, jessica. did you see Jim? he so janky.

by sadfatdragon March 16, 2015

Janky

An adjective used to describe aperson place or situation that is twacked out or overly wierd usually as a result of excessive meth use. The term jank is commonly used as a slang term for. crystal meth in the southern east coast.

Look at those jankheads over there acting all janky.

by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020

Capn Janky

Capn Janky is a twitch streamer who plays Diablo, Call of duty, pizza hero, etc.

Dude! I’m going to watch my favorite streamer, Capn Janky!

by NotForsakenlol June 3, 2023

janky

Juicy /stank = Janky. The state of having sweaty/stinky balls (testicles) that smell, or have not been washed thoroughly.

Yo, my girl was about to give me head. But i told her i was janky down there. So i took a shower, & then she went at it.

Yo mate,i was about to go down on this chick. But i smelled somethin' funny'. And i was like,fuck this janky bitch, come back after a thorough shower or fuck off.

by oibastard September 23, 2016

Janky

When something is like gross and old like a retreat center with creepy rooms that's janky.

Grace: Wow look at this hotel room that's so janky!
Bobby: Your right that is janky!

Grace: I know pretty janky
Bobby: Not as janky as bathrooms though

by Lolboi August 6, 2016

Janky rice rocket

Any inferior or crap car or motor cycle that has been tricked up to look good. Janky is for the Crapness and inferiority of the vehicle and rice rocket refers to how it is tricked up to look flash and (japanesey)

Hugh: Yo Ted, Check out Mcfarlane's car it looks pretty ruthless.
Teddy: Na man that thing is just a Janky Rice Rocket i wouldnt touch it with a 50 foot pole.

by not Janky June 9, 2011