Status Tard

A low-life who updates statuses ever 5 minutes, trying to give fellow Facebookers a deep and meaningful status which directly translates to: 'derp, derp. I cannot spell. I also believe using numbers that resemble the sounds of words is more intellectual than spelling words correctly.'

A Status Tard shares their wisdom.

life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.

by Turkish Delight. June 19, 2011

Status tweet

When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.

Facebook:

Fernando: Just got my license! #elated

Alejandro: stfu. Status tweets are not allowed.

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012

Marti Status

Getting drunk

Marti was all Marti status last night he was eating his burrito with his eyes closed

by scammer greens April 27, 2021

walled in the status

When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.

Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.

I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.

by Mb500 March 26, 2009

bobblehead status

A high level of public popularity/social level that has been reached by a person/celebrity because a bobblehead has been created in that persons image.

He is one of the best players on the Phillies team....he's achieved bobblehead status.

by lovesud February 24, 2012

ogre status

In it's simplest term: a male who is significantly bigger and taller when compared to normal men. Most males that qualify for "ogre status" (also abbreviated as ogre) hail from Scandinavian, Central and Northern European roots. Generally to be ogre status, you must be at least 6'4" and weigh 260+ lbs. It should be noted that "ogre status" generally doesn't denote being overweight, rather they are more commonly composed of inherit muscle and a large skeletal frame.

Often the term ogre status is applied to describe an act which proves dominance over another person.

Word of warning: Don't fuck with someone that is ogre status.

That motherfucker is straight up ogre status, I heard he tore that bitch in two pieces and blew hookerbacon all over her face.

by Jeremy R. December 9, 2008

purge status

Something you say when you see someone you hate so much that you would kill them in the purge

Person 1: Dude look it's Olivia
Person 2: Ew purge status

by Balexys February 28, 2015