zangle

1. A computer application accessible to students, parents, and teachers for viewing student profiles, classroom news, attendance data, grades, etc.

2. A synonym for "penis".

"Mr. Ryan, we can see your zangle."

"His zangle was up."

by afaiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 4, 2010

Zwanenfucked

A new term meaning to be royally screwed over by a school counselor or anyone who would consider admissions to a course; school; activity; ect.

The word originally came from a school counselor residing at Sir John Franklin High School in Yellowknife, NT, Canada, for he had quite the reputation for completely screwing over his students by destroying their schedules with apathy.

Examples;

1.
"I got completely Zwanenfucked for Math Pure!"
"How so, chap?"
"I requested being placed in Math 30 Pure next semester,
and that bastard counselor and his meddling cannabis addiction put me in Woods!"

2.
"Dude, . . .I got put into Northern Studies TWICE,
when I asked to go into Bio!"
"Man, you just got totally Zwanenfucked."

by Haillie Shortt December 19, 2007

zaang

Really awesome, really amazing

"Shaq's crib is zaang!" - Me

"My job is zaang! I make millions and all I do is sleep all day!"

by brad_the_jacobs March 22, 2008

zaang

something that is both awesome and amazing (which is why there are two a's)

Sox v Yankees. Game 7. Yankee Stadium. Front row seats. Zaang!

joe: "check out the body on that girl"
paul: "zaang!"

by Joe Swisher May 29, 2007

zangief

Wrestler from Street Fighter the series. Has a nasty ass problem with hair growing in weird but cool shapes. Loves to stick peoples heads in his crotch and spin them around!!

"ARG SWEATY NUTSACK UlTRA MOVE"

by SaintFuse February 8, 2004

zangetsu

Badass sword owned by the one and only Kurosaki Ichigo from Bleach. In its shikai form the sword looks kind of like a giant butcher knife. In its bankai form it's a long, black katana. And its persona is that of a scruffy-looking man in black who is TOO BADASS TO ACCURATELY PUT INTO WORDS.

Ichigo... my name is... ZANGETSU!

by hanatarou March 17, 2005

Zhang Fei

General of the Three Kingdoms era of China. Extremely strong man with a short temper, Zhang Fei was a frighting warrior to his enemies. Known for his panther like head, large eyes and thick beard. Oath brother of Liu Bei and Guan Yu.

by Radish July 30, 2003