Zoning..... is where you stare at something, completely oblivious to the world around you, and oblivious to the fact that you are staring at something, whilst either thinking about nothing and being in a kind of trance, or being in deep thought. "Zones" can last either a few seconds or a few mins. At the end of it, you suddenly realise your zoning and snap out of it, coming back to the real world
(after a minute of doing nothing, Joel suddenly jerks his head up)
Scott: Zoning again man?
Joel: Yeah
Scott: Zoning again man?
Joel: Yeah
by Eloquence August 30, 2006

That Blueberry bud had me zoning last night.
by sam November 7, 2003

a state of mind which can be reaced with little difficulty. WHen you reach the zone your mind is at 100% focus on what you are doing and you have a massive increase in performance. Common place for reaching the zone are during sports and playing video games.
I reached the zone while playing toca and I shaved 3 seconds off my lap time. Then later, I was playing CS and reached the zone. My kills per round increased to about 5.
by Willy Wonka January 8, 2005

by Spotlite April 28, 2004

shit, that nigga bought a zone last night & he already smoked all of it!
he said he wouldn't sell me a zone. i think it's because i'll get a quarter for free & he won't make as much money.
he said he wouldn't sell me a zone. i think it's because i'll get a quarter for free & he won't make as much money.
by amanda lynne June 23, 2005

The no no zone refers to the intimate area between your legs. It was popularized when youtube user Overboard Humor produced numerous videos in which he said funny Youtube comments to strangers in public.
by anonymous youtube user November 20, 2013

by TheChronic1 June 22, 2009
