zoey

In certain cases, also refers to an outsider who makes it clear he/she's an outsider, going as far as to make fun of the outsiders to make him/herself look more outside. Will use false accusations and stereotypes to fulfill this. Has no reputable evidence or proof, facts are lacking, and he/she sounds like a total imbecile doing it. For excellent examples, see canonite and nikonian. Another good place is to do some research on where CONTAX rates (and why you don't ever see new Contax cameras, hmmm, wonder what happened. Did the copy machine company stop making them?) compared to other companies.
"I almost feel sorry for that Zoey person, he/she's made a total ass of themself, even going so far as to bash Leica. You almost have to have pity on the poor soul, they think they're professional! Come sit with me and point and laugh!"
by Deus April 05, 2005
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zoey is a crusty rat who lives in the sewer. She thinks everyone likes her but they don't. Zoey usually has greasy hair and doesn't care what people think (in a bad way) Zoey is an antisocial loser who also thinks she is stylish but ends up looking like a garbage can.
"Woah is that zoey?"
"Yeah watch out man, she is pretty crusty."
by sexychungi April 08, 2015
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is a real bitch and never shuts up. when you do tell he to shut up, she doesn't stop and tell you to shut up. when you first meet her she is really kind and shy.
boy 1 look at that hottie
girl 1 oh, thats zoey
boy 2 whats wrong with her?
girl 2 she is the worst
boy 1 run!!!!
by pink flUffY uNiCoRnS !23456780 October 26, 2018
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a fishing nasty person. if you ever see her, run!!!
a zoey is so nasty
by depressedbitch11 November 14, 2019
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a man stealing bitch. she’ll take your man because of her DD tits. she’s fucked at least 20 people and will fuck more. she’s loose as shit and ugly as fuck but still somehow manages to still ur dude. her nickname is hoey!
Did you see Zoey with her new man.
by mint.pod.69 November 12, 2019
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a really cool amazing friend named zoey that might have anger issues but would help you through hard times
popular kid: well, of coursse zoey zoey is cool! shes amazing!
by homichama October 17, 2021
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Zoey

Name meaning LIFE. FEMALE NAME.The best person you will ever meet. SHE is sweet,sexy,smart,attractive,weird,playful, and can be shy when you first meet her but then never shuts up after you know her for a while.SHE can be the best friend you've ever had or a great girlfriend. Never let go if you find someone name zoey because they are kind big hearted people that will make you feel loved.
Zoey is someone who makes someone's LIFE better.
by Disney angEL December 19, 2016
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