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From Zito, Barry: To get shelled mercilessly; to lose without fail after convincing many that you were unbeatable.

Also, the act of convincing someone that you are worth a significant investment of time and/or money when you are not.
The Phillies' bullpen got zitowned last night - 6 runs in the 9th.

Did you see the contract the Falcons gave Harrington? They got zitowned.
by drewjk1979 April 30, 2008
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Barry Zito

The Sun god. He once beat up Apallo. Then he came down to earth to say "What's up?" to Billy Beane. Billy Beane then, out of fear and admiration, gave Barry Zito a contract to play on the Oakland A's.

Now, why Barry Zito came down to say Hi to Billy is uncertain. Maybe, Barry felt compassion for that unfortunate soul.

Anyway, contrary to previous beliefs, Billy does not run the team. He's merely Barry's puppet. See, Barry is too humble a man to claim control of an entire entity. Also, according to a wallpaper provided by the A's website, he throws a wicked curve. He also calls everyone dude.

This "curve" that is alluded to, was initially what Barry would use to fight while up in the place where the Sun god resides. When he came down to earth, he used it to fool his opposition. However, while in the Sun god's residence, he threw fireballs. Here on earth, he throws baseballs. He is so awesome though, that he adjusted to this change in the matter of mere seconds.

Also, Barry is so humble, his most valuable possesion, besides the world, is his guitar, which he uses to control the weather, and not his Cy Young Award, which he deserves each and every year, but defers it, because he believes in giving others a chance.

All in all, Barry is a great man, and we should all learn from his example.

Thank you, Barry, you are truly an inspiration to us all.
Barry Zito is the controller of the weather, and he commands, and demands, a sacrifice of three sheep, a cantaloupe, a guitar pick, and a large pizza from Domino's.

The last time he got angry, Indonesia was almost completely wiped out. So, don't make him angry.
by Jackz R@ging B0w3L September 12, 2008
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Zihao

A smart, talented Chinese boy who is sarcastic all the time. Known for being a try-hard. Likes to sweep at competitions. Dies if he fails to do so. Extremely popular among both popular kids and fellow nerds. Specialty is learning international languages.
"Did you hear Robert winning first at the State math competition?"
"Yeah, he's such a Zihao!"

"I'm going to try to be a Zihao for my next concert and play my piano concerto from memory."

"I better start studying and becoming a Zihao if I want to carry my team at the National Latin competition!"
by rdizzlerich April 17, 2013
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Zitro

the way of spelling ORTIZ backwards and in an awesome way.
whats your last name spelled backwards?
ZITRO - ORTIZ!
oh thats so cool! Zitro
by zitro1226 June 7, 2011
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zitong

"look at that zitong over there"
"him? why'd you burn my eyes for"
by Taemin's gf January 1, 2012
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Zito Run

The act of driving a long distance, usually over 100 miles, on a sudden whim, typically to an undesirable location. Often motivated by mental illness or drug usage.
"let's do a zito run to Payson" "You hear? Pres. bush did a total zito run to Baghdad this morning"
by TheHat160 May 20, 2008
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ZitoMedia

A terrible internet company that will work for approximately any given time before giving you slower internet than if you had none, rated poorly on Google for many obvious reasons.
DGR Dave's ZitoMedia subscription made his streaming much more difficult because they couldn't handle a 4 hour stream.
by koncentraitor44 March 26, 2022
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