Zhongli, Morax, Xiangsheng or the Geo archon.
The Archon with the Fattest and Thickest ass Ever, ass so thick he can obliterate the whole existence of Liyue with that damn ass. Childe is one lucky man he can work with the Almighty Morax, Zhongli is also one fine man and quite a Gentleman.
The Archon with the Fattest and Thickest ass Ever, ass so thick he can obliterate the whole existence of Liyue with that damn ass. Childe is one lucky man he can work with the Almighty Morax, Zhongli is also one fine man and quite a Gentleman.
by annialmaoo August 21, 2021
Get the Zhongli mug.Zhongli has a nice ass. And if you think about it, in the au where he's a history teacher and Xiao is his son, technically in that au he is in fact a hot history teacher dilf
by yourfavoritechink May 9, 2021
Get the Zhongli mug.(n) The mangled, garbled, butchered, malapropriated or trashed Chinese spoken by native speakers of English.
Pronunciation notes: Similar to Joan-glish. The ZH is NOT pronounced like the S in "fusion" but like the DGE in fudge.
Origin: "zhong" is taken directly from the first syllable of the Mandarin word for Chinese; "lish" is from English, of course.
Usage: Zhonglish is the mirror image of Chinglish but is less likely to be hurled as an insult. It is amusing, not abusing, and is usually applied to learners of Mandarin, although it could conceivably be applied to Wu, Cantonese, or others.
History: "Zhonglish" has been used by learners of Chinese at least since the early 1960s.
Pronunciation notes: Similar to Joan-glish. The ZH is NOT pronounced like the S in "fusion" but like the DGE in fudge.
Origin: "zhong" is taken directly from the first syllable of the Mandarin word for Chinese; "lish" is from English, of course.
Usage: Zhonglish is the mirror image of Chinglish but is less likely to be hurled as an insult. It is amusing, not abusing, and is usually applied to learners of Mandarin, although it could conceivably be applied to Wu, Cantonese, or others.
History: "Zhonglish" has been used by learners of Chinese at least since the early 1960s.
Bemused by Kevin's Zhonglish, the Beijinger said kindly, "You speak very well -- it sounds like you're singing a song."
by Beijing Sounds January 27, 2008
Get the Zhonglish mug.A suspiciously god-like funeral parlor consultant with the thickest, juiciest, meatiest ass any broke gacha gamer has ever seen in their entire life. Every time he so much as moves an inch his cheeks clap so loud that it summons earthquakes and puts ancient gods to their brutal demise. Upon using his elemental skill he summons a dangerously phallic looking 80-inch rock that makes enemies cream in their pants the second they get hit by it.
by Pikleztoastycrumptez02 December 30, 2021
Get the Zhongli mug.legend says that whenever his ass cheeks clap its largeness releases a supersonic wave resulting in major shaking and earthquakes. celestia acknowledged his skill and crowned him as geo archon.
childe: zhongli's ass can help him get a massive amount of mora *throws a million mora at zhongli's ass as the said ass bounces upon impact*
by big dong schlong zhong January 4, 2022
Get the Zhongli mug.A badass dude! Has a great personality and someone you can always trust. Ziyon will always have your back no matter what! He's the coolest guy you could ever meet. If you ever meet Ziyon you're a very lucky person; no one else like him!
by bobby28 January 25, 2015
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"MOMMY THAT MAN HAS A ZHONGLI BIG PILLAR"
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*
by yomamasbodypillow December 11, 2020
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