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Zhongli

Please daddy Zhongli rail the living fuck out of me I’d do anything for you I’m begging. Please good sir.
IS THAT ZHONGLI??

wHAT WHERE?👁👁❓
by Mmmlol November 13, 2021
mugGet the Zhonglimug.

Zhongli

Zhongli pronounced as john lee is a geo daddy dilf with a big dong schlong i want him to rail me . Hottest character in genshin impact will no even try to steal your girl or boy . The reason why most female players started genshin and he has a fat ass

reason why i am always horny
OMG!! Zhongli daddy is so hot i can give blowjobs and be his slave whenever he wants 💦💦
by GOJOIST May 16, 2021
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Zhongli

Zhongli is the most mouth drooling, attractive, hottest, scrumptious, juicest, peggable, fuckable, jerk-offable, yummy, thick, wet, loveable, beautiful, fine, handsome, sexiest hottest man alive.

If you don’t have any attraction towards this man even if it’s just a LITTLE bit then are you ok? Do you need a doctor? Remember the ER is always available.
Keqing: “Yo Ganyu”
Ganyu: “Yeah?”
Keqing: “You think Zhongli looks peggable?”

Ganyu: “Yeah of course
Keqing:”Wanna peg him together?”
Ganyu: “Fuck yeah
by A unique name October 4, 2021
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Zhongli

hot geo dilf daddy please come home. please. very sexy man moans
very dilf, very hot, very sexy, very attractive, perfect in every way and has the most juiciest ass in genshin history. geo daddy. im on my knees. anyways.
"Lila: dude, zhongli is so hot
Sen: oh you have no fucking idea how much i thirst for him get in line
by zhonglisorder July 27, 2022
mugGet the Zhonglimug.

Zhongli

Zhongli is the God of Contracts who values fairness over everything else. He is the oldest archon and, despite his decision to retire, is able to still easily hold his own in combat.

he also gives big dick energy and probably has a horse cock and the sexiest archon other than raiden shogun.
Dude you got geo daddy!”

“Who?”

“Zhongli🤨🤨🤨”
by Geo daddy 🤤🤤🤤 November 24, 2021
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Zhongli

1. frickin geo daddy who licked his geo stick

2. childe’s simping squad
3. His morhfuckin geo asteriod that can wipe us like the shitty dinosaur did
4. He loves shitty people to suffer the wrath of the rock

5 Hes the man that i god damn lose 50/50 and get shitty mona! 👆
Zhongli, come home with me
geo daddy
grandpa
by MyDadsoannoying February 1, 2022
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zhongli

zhongli is hot
by sukiet September 4, 2021
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