Have you ever worn fuzzy socks while sipping on hot cocoa in front of your fireplace in the middle of winter near the Christmas
tree you haven’t taken down yet? Sounds like a delight, doesn’t it? Well that’s basically Yumna. She can be
lazy and forgetful and the type of person to schedule crazy surgeries right before she’s supposed to hangout with you BUT yumna
will fill your life with joy. Being
friends with a yumna is the absolute adventure your life awaits for. If you see a yumna on
ur block, make sure u moonwalk over to her and say Hello. It would make her laugh. If you see her on tinder- ask her if u can send her pics of ur moms eggplant garden cus she eats her vegetables. Thats why her
butt big too. So eat your vegetables and keep a yumna by your side.
bro 1:
Man my
job has been so boring lately. I need to do
something fun and be a Yumna for a change.
Bro 2: yeah bro, i havent experienced a Yumna for years! I miss eggplants.