You're full of shit
by SFItalianAmerican January 2, 2019
Get the your ass sucks canal water mug."Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.
Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
by Travesty360 March 4, 2017
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SYA (Shut Your Ass): When someone talks so much bullshit or nonsense he is asked to stop talking or shut his ass so the nonsense or lies will stop or the shit stops leaking from his verbal asshole.
Alternate meaning: When someone tells you something so amazing or unbelievable or too good to be true that you are in awe and dismay that you tell them to shut their ass because you think its utter bullshit.
Alternate meaning: When someone tells you something so amazing or unbelievable or too good to be true that you are in awe and dismay that you tell them to shut their ass because you think its utter bullshit.
Dominic: I'm telling you i seen her with my own eyes, the chick in the car next to me was Kim Bassinger and she was checking me out!
Angel Baby: Shut Your Ass (SYA) Dom, you're such full of shit you wish that was her in that car checking you out, Keep drinking and Shimmy Sham will start dancing nude in this mofo!
Angel Baby: Shut Your Ass (SYA) Dom, you're such full of shit you wish that was her in that car checking you out, Keep drinking and Shimmy Sham will start dancing nude in this mofo!
by Zio Carmine/Don Gesu October 4, 2011
Get the Shut Your Ass (SYA) mug.Meaning;I don't give a f***! Get away or I'll kick your ass,my foot going in sideways! Used when extremly annoyed or pissed off by somebody. Also can be used as a comeback
Annoyed
Person 1:Oh,Oh,Oh can I have your autograph?!
Person 2: Just shove it up your ass sideways,damnit! D<
Comeback
Person 1:Coward!!
Person two:shove it up you ass sideways.
Person 1:Oh,Oh,Oh can I have your autograph?!
Person 2: Just shove it up your ass sideways,damnit! D<
Comeback
Person 1:Coward!!
Person two:shove it up you ass sideways.
by FlippyHippy October 8, 2010
Get the Shove it up your ass sideways mug.Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot (Shot can be replaced by any other form of violence like stabbed, killed, dragged,etc)
by I_said_what_I_said September 3, 2018
Get the Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot mug.Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
by clintoncousin December 11, 2007
Get the winding your ass and scratching your watch mug.Your butt cheeks are physically sexy to the point where you turn people on by its sheer physical perfection. You have a sculpted butt evident from the result of hard work at the gym.
Damm!!! Your ass is singing tonight! Your ass is hella hot... I would hit that and quit it no question.
by papa chino September 23, 2013
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