Your

How idiots try to spell you're.

Me: Thanks.
Bob: Your welcome.
Me: My what?
Bob: Your welcome.
Me: Idiot.

by ChoeChoeTrain May 14, 2010

Your

A word that often gets used instead of you're. It means "Belonging to you" not "You are"

Texter 1: Dude your so stupid
Texter 2: *you're
Texter 1: Your such a grammar cop
Texter 2: *You're

by General-Kenobi July 16, 2020

Your

1) exactly what the guy below me said.

2) the way stupid assheads in fucked up MMORPGS and chat rooms type "You're" AND YES, IT HAPPENS, ALOT. and it annoys the shit outta me.

1)Dianne: You left your car keys in my clit.

Dave: --NOT OUT LOUD DAMNIT!

2)Mandey: Dave your so awesome we had so much fun last night.

Dave: --NOT INFRONT OF DIANNE DAMNIT!

Dianne: O.O "YOU'RE"* ..runs out the door crying after throwing her computer out the window.

by Trigonometrium November 4, 2007

youR

The word to imply a lack of care whether the proper word is a pronoun or a contraction, you've given up trying to figure out this whole english language thing and wish to flaunt your ignorance by sticking everyone's noses in it

youR not so smart, are you?

by Todd & Prong April 15, 2008

not yours

A phrase used to reinforce the fact that something someone wants so badly does not belong to them nor will it ever be given to them.

Little Girl: I want that pony!
Appropriate Response: NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE A PONY. (point to pony) NOT YOURS.

by VSharp January 25, 2007

your such a

Easily spotted, lazy, made-up, words and definitions that should be grounds for immediate deletion.

Your such a pathetic excuse for a slang definition that I will misspell "You're" and simply make a weak sentence proving that it could be a real word!

by nigle+ August 19, 2009

Yours

Yelled at the top of your lungs when an ugly female/male is spotted. As in YOURS not MINE.

"dude that chick is YOURS!"

by Teapotlid May 29, 2009