Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.
Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**
by SirDae January 6, 2021
"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"
by JormanThoad July 22, 2020
Can’t you tell that I am just a troll
by Death Menace April 11, 2023
This is usually said right before a noxious cloud a rectum bile is inserted into the world as we know it (probably in Tokyo most likely) just before the victim of this bariatric monstrosity of a man-baby SHITS all over you till you disintegrate into actual dust. followed by this you transcend into a world where you meet your dead wife who was brutally stepped on buy the man-baby prior to you tasting his anal gasses that actually fucking killed you. PS sorry bro :)
Husband of wife who was stepped on: "NOOOOO! GOD! TELL HER I LOVED HER!!!"
Man-Baby: "WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER YOURSELF?!"
Fart: BRRRRFFFFFFTTT
Man-Baby: "WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER YOURSELF?!"
Fart: BRRRRFFFFFFTTT
by JOLLYSHOLLY January 19, 2022
Girl A: "Omg, so I went to the mall today and there was this cool shirt, so I bought it."
Girl B: "wow, you should tell that at parties..."
Girl B: "wow, you should tell that at parties..."
by JRBizzle November 7, 2010
A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".
"The price of gasoline is going to go down tomorrow," quipped Sue. Joe simply responded, "You keep telling yourself that."
by Dennis The Tiger July 11, 2008
by Zias Noxid April 6, 2009