yomama

an insult about yomama

yomama is like a hockey player, changes her pads after 3 periods and that is what yo mama mean bitch

by roy damn mercer June 17, 2004

yomamathon

A contest with two people consisting of many lame yo-mama jokes fired at each other at rapid speeds. The usual audiences of these are white, wanna-be gangsters who have failing socail skills.

White wanna-be: Dude, that yomamathon the other day was awesome!
Other guy: No, it was actually one of the worst oral experiences ever to pierce my ears.

by Mr. Whitey November 3, 2009

Yomamadont

An expression one says in a state of dread and disappointment

The teach said we’re doing not one, but 2 test...yomamadont.

by Kid that sit at desk 36 P6 October 3, 2018

yomama joke

a joke made to insult a certain characteristic about some ones mum. this type of joke isn't usually used as a directed insult, but more so as an exchange of jokes between two friends.

as an example for a yomama joke, yomama is so hairy, that when she had you, you got carpet burn!

by whatyouonaboutboy? September 24, 2015

YoMama Care

An alternative to Obama Care in which the provider renders services to your mom....for free of course!

Hey Doug, is your Erectile Dysfunction covered under ObamaCare?
No?
You should get YoMama Care.

YoMama cared for it last night

by SamuraiBoom July 14, 2015

Yogatarded

Verb, past tense: to have had your train of thought derailed as a result of seeing a delicious example of how yoga pants are supposed to look, on a worthy posterior.

Sorry guys, I got yogatarded for a minute there.

by Garv222 June 11, 2016

yonatan

yonatan is a small pp guy, hes pp size is about 30-40 mm. he

-"yo, I have the biggest pp"
-"oh yeah, how big he is?"
-"about 35."
-"yeah man, maybe in mm. youre so a yonatan guy."

by HanielKing69420 November 24, 2021