the yock

a motor vehicle used to "tour down the street" for lunch when one lazy bastard takes the day off and then comes in between the hours of 1:05 and 2:00. it is also used to eat ones lunch in.

Dec: rory has come up to give us a lift in THE YOCK

or

Dec: where are we gonna eat our lunch ?
Marty: IN THE YOCK

by dec229 June 12, 2011

yock

pronunciation: /y-aw-ck/ past tense- yocked. It can be used to mean a variety of different things, anything that you want it to mean in the contex being used.

"Yo man, Stacy was so fucking yocked last night- she couldn't even walk down the hall without help."

by litmas101 January 13, 2017

Mad Yock

A mad yock is a girl who tends to like a bit of cock in her. i.e. a slut or a whore

Jeeze that (girls name) is a mad yock, she has fucked 4 of my friends last week and she i stirred the porridge last night.

Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor

Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,

Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.

Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock

by lovesdacock85 February 28, 2011

new yock

How people from Boston pronounce New York

"Because I'm nawt in Atlanner. I'm not in New Yock!" -Tom Hanks in catch me if you can

by Carl May 2, 2004

yock monster

an unappealing (visually) vagina.

"She had a real roast beef yock monster"

by Tom G the 1 January 3, 2012

Yocks

Simply means EYES
Old Traveller/Sailor Term from the Southeast of England.

Did you see his bloodshot yocks. He didn't look well.

He kept giving me mouth. So i smacked him right in the yock.

by trainjumper March 24, 2020

Yocking

Laughing extremely hard

- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick!
- LMFAO i'm literally yocking rn!

by ignYocking May 6, 2023