Yarp

A term used frequently as a lazy response to a conversation, making the speaker sound like an embarrassing caricature of a redneck hillbilly. Used most often by smelly single mothers who think that uttering the word will make the listener believe she is listening, when in fact she is obsessing over how to successfully kidnap her next victim (for her sadistic rituals and to begin building a shrine around him).

"Yarp, I remember when me and my Daddy-Brother first caught our first gator, boy did we celebrate in style that night, yarp!"
or
"RUN STEVE RUN, JO JUST SAID YARP!!!!"

by Baldilocks November 05, 2012

yarp

when you cath any fish or porpus liek creature from the ocean or lake and immediately fuck it to death

man i had a good yarp today with a catfish

by facefuck April 22, 2003

yarp

y-yet
a-another
r-robot
p-program

like rubbish tv/movies with AI in them, from futurama

a: "whats on the tv?"

b: "just another yarp..."

by frank_the_tank12345 June 01, 2010

yarp

a goofy laugh

hahahahahahahahahaha yarp yarp yarp

by instigationmachine May 13, 2004

yarp

Performing any sexual activity to a vagina while it is on it's menstruating cycle, AKA it's period. sexual intercourse, finger blast or eating out all apply

Present:
guy: "i wanna fuck!"
ugly whore: "i'm on my period, so you'll have to yarp me instead"
guy: "yarp yarp!"

Past
guy: "i yarped the shit out of this broad last night, my fingers and cock are still covered in period blood. same with my teeth"

by turkeydick February 02, 2009

yarp

yarp means yes and a lot of people use it who I go to college and I think it would be nice to puton this website

would you like a cup off tea yarp I would

by chaids12 December 01, 2016

yarp

y-you
a-are
r-really
p-pretty

"yarp!"said peach "wat does that mean?" said strawberry

by mr. peach January 02, 2009