Someone texting an idiot:
Guy 1: I heard that you jumped off a balcony yesterday
night.
Stupid Person: Yeah. It was so fun! I
broke my arm though. Good thing I landed on
grass.
Guy 1: YAMI
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Girl: Hey I heard you punched the principal.
Idiot: Yeah. Well she deserved it.
Girl: YAMI, you know that?